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"Do you know where I can find one of those gold necklaces with a litle T on it?" " That's a cross." "Across from where?" Ignore the blah following this sentence, if I don't continue to have it up Keane and Snow Patrol will release a charity single.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

...that drunk man on the bus who said he was my real father. And that he had the power to melt cat's with his mind.

My Blog

The Greatest Movies Ever Made: Part One.

THE NEVER ENDING STORY In 1984, cinematic history was made with the release of the film 'The Never Ending Story'. In this blog, The SDF Times will look at some of the facts that you may not know about...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 10:41:00 GMT

Sneak preview (again) into Vicky Beckhams auto biography

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Posted by on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 04:40:00 GMT

Glastonbury 2007. Blog working? YEAH!

WEDS 2Oth JUNE After waking up earlier than a farmer with insomnia (8 a.m), I realized that my drunken statements to friends the night previously "I am packed. I just need to find some wellys" , may h...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 03:30:00 GMT

Letters from America...

Dear Thomas, Excuse me for the lateness in my reply, as you are already aware, my current location is high in the mountains, with a ten mile dirt road the only thing that connects me to modern ci...
Posted by on Wed, 09 May 2007 09:05:00 GMT

A short story about an evil monkey and a ham sandwich.

It was a strange monkey. The sheer audacity for the monkey to appear before me at my grandfathers bungalow had stricken me speechless, but I knew immediatley that this was a strange monkey. Maybe evi...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 19:22:00 GMT

John Motsons Auto-Biography

  I am unsure whether to run with this, so here is a snippet and tell me what ye think...   accused of trying to bugger his 18 year old niece at their holiday villa in Tenby. The truth of th...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 07:14:00 GMT

Ask....Dr.Fernando Jizzmonkey

ASK DR.FERNANDO JIZZMONKEY.   In aanother exclusive to THE SDF TIMES. We have asked Dr. Fernando Jizzmonkey to answer any of YOUR questions. The good Dr has recently acheived media attentio...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 06:55:00 GMT

RICHARD (FROM AND JUDY): BIOGRAPHY: MY WAY.

RICHARD:MY WAY         &nb sp;         &nb sp;         &nb sp; ...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 04:52:00 GMT

The SDF Times Meets Al Gore...Stop Acting The Twat

AL GORE'S TIP'S ON HOW TO SAVE THE PLANET The SDF Times was fortunate enough to meet Al Gore on his whistle-stop tour of Britain to promote new album 'How To Save The World'. While we were munching on...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 03:12:00 GMT

Quiz and that...if you get to the bottom..more fool you...

..> QUIZ!! AND THE SECRET TO SCREECH'S PORN VIDEO. 1.) Where were you when the ball dropped for 2007?Straddling a fat girl called "China Doll", stinking of piss, crying and with a slight ache in my...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 17:41:00 GMT