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Pauley Walnuts

Some rules are meant to be bent.

About Me

With all sincerity, I really can't say much about myself. I think that right is reserved for others. I could sit here at my computer and write honorable little tidbits about myself, but where would that get us? What I can tell you is that I find individuals are infinitely better described by what they aren't as opposed to what they are. For example: I do not like tomatos, I do not like cars. I hate going to dance clubs, I hate rich rap stars. Everyone loves sunshine and butterflies, rock music and alcohol, so what's the use in pointing out the obvious?

My Interests

I love experiencing that which has yet to be experienced. I feel it is my duty as a person on this planet to try everything there is to try, go everywhere there is go, meet everyone there is to meet, so on and so fourth. Live music is always a fun time (that is if the bands don't suck). Being outdoors in the summertime and fall is thrilling to me. I am primarily a musician, so I play my guitar a lot which I probably pick it up ten times a day - I swear I am addicted to the ring of an open chord. To put it quite simply, I am interseted in anything that is interesting (I know, it's fucking genius!).

I'd like to meet:

Kurt Cobain, Kevin Spacey, Jack Black, Paul Simon, Maynard Keenan, Tim Burton, God, Mike Tyson, Gwen Stefani, Adam Jones, Tom Savini, Johnny Depp, Spike Lee, Anne Rice, Madonna, Ewan McGregor, Bill Murray, Flea, Eddie Izzard, Ice Cube, Marilyn Manson, Avril Lavigne, James Joyce,Bob Dylan, Hunter Thompson, Bon Jovi, Robert Smith, Bill Clinton, My Grandfather, Martin Scorcese, Bruce Willis, Portishead, Kevin Smith, and Ashlee Simpson. And most of all, me in 25 years - that ought to be a fucking sight!

Music:

There is really not much music I don't like. My favorite band ever is Nirvana and will be until the day I die. Otherwise I like everything from bands like Unearth and The Locust to Madonna, Slipknot to Avril Lavinge, Pantera to Mozart. Basically anything that gets me wet.

Movies:

American Beauty, Donnie Darko, Dawn of the Dead (both versions), Shaun of the Dead (briliant!), the Holy Trilogy, Chasing Amy, High Fidelity, the first 3 Planet of the Apes, Party Monster, 28 Days Later, Both Bill&Ted Movies, School of Rock, Cable Guy, Edward Scisorhands, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Higher Learning, 25th Hour, Sideways, Garden State, any movie with Bill Murray, Fight Club (typical), Eyes Wide Shut, Casualties of War, Legend, Rules of Attraction, so many others that deserve mentioning-but I'm not gonna.

Television:

Sex and the City, Six Feet Under, Sopranos, reruns of Cheers and The Twilight Zone.

Books:

What the fuck are those? Oh, yea. They're used to build fires. Yea, books are great.

Heroes:

Anybody who makes it through in one piece.