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John

Morbid and creepifying

About Me



If you know me, then this shouldn't be necessary. For those of you who don't, my name is John. I am a 26 year old living near Tower Grove Park. I'm a licensed funeral director/apprentice embalmer in the state of Missouri, which I guess you would know f you looked at my occupation. Anyway, the headline is a quote from the TV show Firefly and not a personal description of myself. As for the black background, I just don't care enough to find something I like better. Plus, it's easy for me to read.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'm going to assume this isn't referring to specific people. I'm open to meet anyone who is intelligent, open-minded, and has a sense of humour.

My Blog

Still alive

Yes folks, I am still alive. I am not on this site all that often anymore. I'm on Facebook a lot more. So if you want to stay in touch better, you can try me at facebook.com/rothjIf you don't do Faceb...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jun 2009 21:28:00 GMT

October Update

1.) I have once again relapsed a bit on my diet. This will not continue as it is bothering me as some of my favorite clothes don't fit. I was getting caught in a vicious circle. I have relearned that ...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 12:45:00 GMT

You give him an inch...

So after about a full week of exercise, I only lost one-fifth of a pound. I stayed on track for my points fairly well too. I say fairly as I could have done better and I will this week. This would be ...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 13:26:00 GMT

Reader participation time!

Halloween is approaching and I need your help. Yes, you!I have no idea what to dress up as this year. The goatee is back, and I kind of want to keep it that way. It's not my fault on that. I went to A...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 03:26:00 GMT

Exercise your demons!

Friday night after work, I went shopping. I had to buy a pants a size up from where I was. So I was a 38, and I'm back in a 40 now. On Saturday, I went to weigh in at Weight Watchers. I'm now 246 poun...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 13:08:00 GMT

Pushing maximum density

Dear John,Since May, you have put back on twenty-five to thirty pounds slowly. While you are certainly not back up to over four hundred pounds like you used to be in college, it has gotten to the poin...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 13:56:00 GMT

Silly sibling stupidity

The Siblings Roth are together again and a glimpse of how we roll is now on the main profile as a new video. Enjoy!Video and/or blog comments are most welcome. I want to prove to my sister that people...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 07:56:00 GMT

Full service adult bookstores

The title is in reference to seeing in Florida an adult bookstore and a full service sign, which ended up being for the car wash next door. I was a bit confused when I saw it. So Florida wasn’t ...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 06:29:00 GMT

Friday Florida Flying Finally

In ten hours, I’ll be reunited with family that I haven’t seen since my maternal grandmother’s funeral. I’m going to Tarpon Springs, Florida, for my uncle’s sixtieth birt...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 23:49:00 GMT

I love my job

I look forward to go in still after the third day. Since I am a licensed funeral director, they are going to train me to actually be a funeral director so I can meet with family and make arrangements....
Posted by on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 06:19:00 GMT