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About Me

Just wait for the movie that was based on the book that was based on a poem that was handed down orally from generation to generation to come out and it will have absolutely nothing to do with me. As far as some greek guy running around in a skirt with no shirt on...he's odds are looking good for that one.I love music, just about all of it. The best day is good friends, pretty girls, a beach, a BBQ, with some cheap beer. What would Follow would be a little jam session then a huge dance party.If you want to know more drop me a line.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

An intelligent professional girl that can give a great massage because I can already cook. To be honest I've already meet most of the people I want to meet. But there are a few more people I wouldn't mind to get to know and just maybe you're one of them. Also I'd like to meet Tom Cruise to know exactly what in HELL he was talking about in the religious video of his.

My Blog

The move Begins

So my movers will be here at 830am on friday.  What I have talked about for months is now finally here. Texas. It's hard to believe that 2 weeks from tonight I will be in San Antonio.  I have to say i...
Posted by on Wed, 27 May 2009 23:37:00 GMT

SNAKE CHARMER

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Posted by on Mon, 09 Mar 2009 00:48:00 GMT

Before I leave for Texas check list.

After living mostly on Booze the past 3 days...the binge is over and it's time to creep out from under my alcohol rock and be me again.I have been a totally bipolar since thursday.  Really high highs ...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Feb 2009 14:24:00 GMT

The Trader Joe Conspiracy Theory

We all go there...some don't like to admit that they shop there because they feel embarrassed for reason that I don't know but I my friend will say it with pride, I SHOP AT TRADER JOES! For many mid...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Dec 2008 17:57:00 GMT

THE INDIE COFFEE SHOPPE

1) for some reaso n the peopl e that alway s sit by the elect rical outle ts don' t have compu ters and give you the stink eye when you are looki ng for a seat near oneliste n up you a- holes do us...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Nov 2008 12:45:00 GMT

A BULLETIN TAKEN FROM JOSH

My dream team party guys. Oh yeah This is for you Brian. PartySuave brian, great chef, well cultured and a bit of a wild cardSean Connery 007. The most std infected bond by far and the kinda smotth so...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Nov 2008 18:37:00 GMT

DO THE RIGHT THING!!!

POST THIS AS A BULLETIN OR FORWARD TO A FRIENDMany of you may remember me posting a bulletin earlier this summer about two decorated Boarder Patrol Agents Ramos and Compean who were thrown in jail for...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Nov 2008 10:14:00 GMT

To my friends

I love you guys.this has been a pretty shitty month. my brother and ellen (his fiancee) and the rest, you guys keep me sane.from just sitting around and bsing having a few, going out and dancing, tal...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 21:01:00 GMT

DIDDY BEGS FOR OIL

Seeing as how we import most of our oil from Mexico and Canada maybe you should ask them first. But before you do so think about Canada's polar bears, Mexico's um...chupa cabra, or Saudi Ar...
Posted by on Sun, 31 Aug 2008 09:57:00 GMT

THE HEN AND THE BREAD

Do you guys remember this story?One day the little red hen wanted to make some bread. She picked up some grains of wheat. "Can you help me plant the wheat?" asked the little red hen. "No" said the pig...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 21:17:00 GMT