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kosta

i wants my funk uncut

About Me

I'm pretty funny, who am i kidding, i'm fucking hillarious! I'm polite but not nice, knowlegable but not condesending. I lie about not being condesending, have nice teeth and an insatiable appetite for pork products.... I come from greek stock, both parents off the feta fields. and from my parents i get my love of yelling, boy i can yell all day without getting sick of it. I hate people who think they have it figured out and instead of conversations have condesending mologoges. you have two ears and one mouth, listen twice to your speak stupid.

My Interests

Pointing and laughing. Polo. Yachting. Wearing yellow and earth tones. Singing kareoki, pointing and laghing at kareoki done poorly, dancing (how'd he do that?).

I'd like to meet:

people in the biz, people in my city, people in my country. forward and objective thinking individuals, anybody but that alex berdain guy, i think he's gay.

Music:

ween, radio head, talking heads, canonball adderly, primus, anything disco or smelling even romotely of funk i.e. funkadelic, war, donna summers, slave........ did i mention ween, modest mouse, frank sinatra, lou rawls, lou reed, steely dan, pink floyd, the clash, fugazi, kustomized, all old timey music, old dirty bastard, dr. dre, de la soul. and anything inluenced by the ALLMIGHTY LORD OF THE UNDERWORLD SATAN, thanks a bunch big guy.

Movies:

l.a. confidential, miller's crossing, in the line of fire, naked lunch, caddy shack, blazing saddles, big labouski, kill bill, notorious, verdigo, starship troopers, aliens, predator 1 and 2, blade 1 and 2, o'brother where are you, batman begins (serously go see that movie), evil dead 2, cabin feaver, old school, road trip, heathers, apocalips now redeux, total recall, dead man, goodfellas, gangs of new york (all because of that delightfull daniel day), midnight run

Television:

dead wood, sopranoes or anything portraing italian americans for what they are, dirty criminals.

Books:

the shield of achilles, the brothers karamazov, geek love, animal farm, the lord of the rings, american tabloid, l.a. confidential, american gods, the trial, the great and secret show, battlecry of freedom, jon lee anderson's bio of che guevera,

Heroes:

That guy in granby that built the tank and leveled the property of anyone who crossed him. fidel castro, tito, robert e. lee, abraham lincoln, my mom and pop. that dishwasher that shot those 2 cops a couple of months ago. roger waters, dotsoyevski, whoever came up with the term "shit happens"; it really does. jesus, satan, dean and gean ween. john elway