Apprentice Alan

I'd like to meet:

Salvador Dali
Rene Magritte
Francis Bacon
Brandon Boyd
Banksy
Interesting Artistic People

A Girl would be nice.

A Girl who;
Would always hold my hand and never let go.
Would put up with me looking like a complete hobo.
Would enjoy long walks in the park.
Would snuggle upto me while we watch really dodgy TV together.
Wouldnt mind me sitting there for hours drawing a picture.
Would get tattooed with me or go with me.
Would fall asleep laying on.
Would txt me just to tell me they were thinking of me.

Im a soppy git really, but that'd be just perfect.

Music:

Movies:

[+] Alien Quadrilogy
[+] Ichi The Killer
[+] Battle Royale
[+] Battle Royale 2
[+] Audition
[+] The Devils Rejects
[+] House of 1000 Corpses
[+] Straw Dogs
[+] The Crow
[+] Edward Scissorhands
[+] Nightmare Before Christmas
[+] Predator
[+] Predator 2
[+] Toxic Avenger
[+] The Green Mile
[+] Forest Gump
[+] Ghost In The Shell
[+] Akira
[+] Ninja Scroll
[+] Transformers
[+] The Matrix Trilogy
[+] The Animatrix
[+] Blade Runner
[+] Apocalypse Now
[+] Full Metal Jacket
[+] War Of The Worlds
[+] The Day The Earth Stood Still
[+] The Day Of The Triphids
[+] Tommyknockers
[+] Pet Cemetery
[+] Candyman
[+] Pulp Fiction
[+] Reservoir Dogs
[+] Kill Bill 1 and 2
[+] Road Trip
[+] Old School
[+] American Pie 1 - 3
[+] The Waterboy
[+] Dodgeball
[+] Napoleon Dynamite
[+] Anchorman
[+] American Beauty
[+] American Physco
[+] Saw
[+] Ed Gein
[+] Texas Chainsaw Massacre
[+] A Clockwork Orange
[+] Hellraiser 1 - 3
[+] Puppetmaster
[+] The Exorcist
[+] V for Vendetta
[+] Trainspotting
[+] The Godfather
[+] Troy
[+] Godzilla
[+] Cabin Fever
[+] Dreamcatcher
[+] Deliverance
[+] Misery
[+] Equilibrium
[+] Gangs Of New York
[+] The Fifth Element
[+] Poltergeist
[+] Enemy Of The State
[+] Dirty Harry
[+] Bad Education
[+]The Machinist
[+]Switchblade Romace (High Tension)
The list goes on.

Books:

[+] Body Art
[+] Skin Shows
[+] Wall and Piece
[+] A Clockwork Orange
[+] Scar Tissue
[+] Heavier Than Heaven.