I'm a two year old chubby kitty with lots of fur, and I'm just getting used to this whole online thing. I'm so glad I now have internet access, as it was lacking at the shelter.
Cat Survey
Either/Or
Mice or Rats? mice
Goldfish or Tropical Fish? fish smell gross
Sparrows or Robins? robins
Small animals or Cat Treats? small animals--gotta keep it real
Catfood or raw meat? ( raw meat as in the stuff humans eat, not birds and such) catfood, I'm civilized
Favorites
Favorite exercise? swatting water
Favorite rodent (to eat)? I chase guinea pigs, but they don't look too tasty.
Favorite bird (to eat) ? none
Favorite place? on top of an uncomfortable bedazzled sari
Favorite sleeping spot? somewhere soft--preferably where I can be worshipped
Favorite activity? Baiting prey with my "Belly of Doom"
Yes or No
Do you like dogs? not really
Do you live with a dog? There is this big horse-like monster, but he has a nice fluffy tail--Nothing like mine however. There is is this other "thing" too.
Do you like to eat your owners smaller pets? (such as: hamsters, parakeets, fish, etc.) Damn bars get in my way!
Have you ever been to the beach? I live in Ohio--what beach
Do you like the beach? What kind of stupid question is that? Sand is horrible for my fur.
Do you have an idol? I am my idol. I should be yours too!
Is your idol (if you have one) a Big Cat? (as in a tiger, cheetah, lion, etc.) I'm a lion!
Random questions
Are you an indoor or outdoor cat? (or both) Eewww it is icky outside.
Do you like to "help" your owner with household chores? I'm fucking royalty.
Do you like to tear up tissues and/or toilet paper? I save my kingdom from their menace