My name is Mark and I guess you could say I'm a recovering heroin addict - I'd like to think that I'm just a functional addict. For a vegetarian, I'm a fucking evil shot. It's shite being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth. The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. We can't even find a decent culture to be colonized by. We're ruled by effete arseholes. It's a shite state of affairs to be in and all the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference!
I've had a long-standing problem with heroin addiction. I've been known to sniff it, smoke it, swallow it, stick it up my arse and inject it into my veins. I've been trying to combat this addiction, but unless you count social security scams and shoplifting, I haven't had a regular job in years. I feel it's important to mention this.
I'm currently in New York and go back to my club in Amsterdam, which I mostly manage from overseas. New York is too much fun.
