About Me

formed late 2006 as a way to derail the left-wing gender militia and the right-wing obstruction division, Bloodbath And Beyond's mission statement includes obese femalia, general wizardry, fecal fascination and trans-stachification. we will not stop until every peach has been devoured, and the juice runs down our chins.

Oh what was that? Your band wants to play a show with us? Well don't be a dope and send a message on here, that way only leads to damnation. Instead send an email to [email protected] or [email protected] so that the rock AND the roll may then proceed accordingly.

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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 03/12/2006
Band Members: Nakedsando.com-guitar
BroChops-bass
loose lips-vox
The Kaliboss-drums
Too many to count-guitar

Influences: little girls in sun dresses, Heidi's glorious buttocks, H.L.T., scum-jumping, Wegmans chickens in the bottom cages with shit on their rubber mow hawks, whore mongering, Anonymous ass grabs at the bar, Havarti cheese, Where's Billy, Mustache rides, fetish porn, Sneak King, punching mouths with boners, Getting your old job back, ridiculous facial hair, booking every piece of shit show possible, rotating guitarists, warhammer dolls, blunts, unemployment, skiing down Mt. Monty's, backyard BBQ, talking about doing stuff, not doing stuff, wasting talents, being talentless, making lists.
Sounds Like: We record our music through a hand held tape recorder that's sitting inside a metal garbage can while really fat girls take turns farting into said garbage can. Oh wait, I'm sorry that's one of Sammy's fantasies.
Record Label: Triceracock Records
Type of Label: Major

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