THE HISTORY OF THE APERTURES:
Victor met Orlando at school.
Orlando and Sal were related.
They all went out to a party one night.
It was lame and the girls there were not very attractive.
They decided to go back to Victor's house.
There Victor played them a song he had been working on.
Orlando and Sal enjoyed it and added their own style.
They went to sleep.
The next day Victor called Devin, a beloved friend and former bandmate.
She joined the band.
The Apertures were formed.
They played some shows.
Devin quit.
They played some shows.
Devin came back.
They played some shows,
made a videogame (we're serious) and released a CD.
Devin quit again.
They played another show and then took a long break.
We are still on that break.
