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Joelle

glad you made it, welcome to the farm.

About Me

First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf.

My Interests

painting, karaoke! tennis, cooking, reading, diving, the color green, the color brown (it is the new green you know), skiing, swimming, flip-flops, traveling... and baths!

I'd like to meet:

people who are funny... but please no more fellas that have 'bone', 'money', 'mo' or excessive use of the letter Z in their name or those who think it is appropriate to call me 'mami' ... thanks, much appreciated.

Music:

Dave Matthews, G love, Howie Day, Jack Johnson, Zepplin, Def Leppard, Journey, Foreinger, Gun's N Roses, Aerosmith, Tom Pretty, Hendrix, Traveling Wilburys, Prince, Tori Amos, Fiona Apple, foo fighters, John Mayer, Ben Harper, Stones, CCR, Sublime, Norah Jones, the Roots...

Movies:

The Never Ending Story, Zoolander, Dumb and Dumber, Amelie, Pretty Woman, Office Space, Supertroopers, I am Sam, Top Gun, Goodfellas, I 3 Huckabees

Television:

Sex in the City, Family Guy, Law & Order, Grey's Anatomy, Arrested Development, Desperate Housewives, AI baby!

Books:

Lolita, The Beach, He Died with a Fallafel in his Hand, Great Expectations, The Giving Tree

Heroes:

Jem, Strongbad