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Jake's Devious Workshop

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About Me

Oi! Jake is I. I'm a new house owner, which means that my days are pretty much spent either working on the house, or trying to find something to do that doesn't really cost any money. I enjoy camping, hiking, and anything that gets the adrenaline going. The Companion Cube is my friend, so don't fuck with him. I'm not much of a college goer, but when I'm ready for that segment of my life, it's prepared for me. Over time I've grown to like my job, though I still have lots of room to improve in it. Sometimes I have a very short attention span. I'm an introvert, though the friends that really know me probably wouldn't agree with that. I love spontaneous people. I like guns. I'm a pretty trusting person, but if you betray that, it will be the last time you ever do so again. Take that as you will. I love sharp objects, and have plenty of swords lying around. I can get along with pretty much anyone. If you feel like it, shoot me an email. I usually delete random friend requests. I'm done talking about myself now.This is soooo true, and sooo me:
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"I dunno, press the button and find out." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be? Cause it's funny. Isn't that fucking sexy?!? I wanna do that. . ...This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People, like those stated above. And people not like those stated above. And random people that are interesting. Talking Penguins and Platypuses will suffice too.And of course my friends.

My Blog

The stubbornness in me fights. . .

    So, my parents were talking about coming up here for Thanksgiving."Cool", I said, because it would be kind of nice for my family to actually come visit me for once, and my mom hasn'...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 03:06:00 GMT

Wow.

I feel somewhat proud of myself. And, at the same time, disappointed. How? Well. . . The group was going to a stripe club. Here were my issues:1) I have no interest in stipe clubs what-so-ever. I get ...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 01:05:00 GMT

Marching Band meets Video Games.

Fuckin' a, this is fucking great. Man I wish I could see that in person.
Posted by on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 17:27:00 GMT

Marching Band meets Video Games.

Fuckin' a, this is fucking great. Man I wish I could see that in person.
Posted by on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 17:27:00 GMT

To the military:

________ __ __ _______ __ __ | | | | | | / | | | / / | ------' | | | | | ____| | | / / | |___ | | | | | | | |/ / | ___| | | | | | |...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:22:00 GMT

Way of life--a public blog for even those strangers interested, for even strangers can unit.

    So, I've been thinking. Some of you know that I'm tired of the military way of life. But what do I do instead? I've been searching for a way of life, something to suit myself. Somet...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 11:58:00 GMT

Tonight

Oh, and the other night too. The other night I went to the Casino, and won 200 bucks. Plus what I went in with. It was great. Oh, and before that, on the way there, I was talking to my mother on the p...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 01:39:00 GMT

Me

I meant to post this sooner. . .You are The Wheel of FortuneGood fortune and happiness but sometimes a species of intoxication with successThe Wheel of Fortune is all about big things, luck, change, f...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 17:56:00 GMT

Deployment--killing time

I should be going to bed. . .especially cause I have to get up extra earlier tomorrow morning. Tomorrow is definately going to be a coffee day.1. Do you like chinese food? sometimes2. How big is your ...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 11:04:00 GMT

Deployment-- He starts to learn the job.

So I finally started doing the actuall job. It's interesting. Just watching these people are funny. Oh, today I watch a puddle evaporate. No joke--this guy came through and was leaking his water buffa...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 09:36:00 GMT