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About Me

I'm all that! As you can see in my PICS. I'm half Puerto Rican and half Mexican and 100% (in the words of Christina Aguilera) BEAUTIFUL! Or at least that's what my boyfriend/cousin Carlos is always saying to me. He's always like "bitch you look good". He luvs me hella.So like I love to draw pictures of roses, and hearts with lomg ass thorns that will cut U and shit...I guess im kinda like an artistic and everything.But what I really wanna do is right a movie about my life: At ten years old I had my first sexual xperiience with a guy and let me tell you it was hella intense. I didn't like it but I didn't did not like it either. Anyways that xperience made me all fucked up and anntagonistic and everything, but that's why it would B the bomb-ass movie right? Not that I care what you think, stupid! Anyways, that's all I'm gonna say for now because righting about yourself is stupid YUP!!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who aren't stupid and shit. Cuz like i'm always meeting ignorant peple everywhere and it pisses me off so bad. This white bitch gave me a dirty look at the Food 4 Less because she was probably jealous cuz I'm all hot latina bitch and everything amd I was like "what the fuck are you looking at stupid quera bitch?!!!" And she looked away all dumb. And I'm like "yeah you better look away stupid, my boyfriend's in a gang and he'll kill you and your stupid white babies!" So anyways, if you are interesting and are really a nice person PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE add me. It's really really hard for me to make friends. I don't know why. I luv god and have my GED. But no ugly ass people please!!! And NO BANDS!!! If I wanted to hear music online I would go to Mymusic not Myspace, duh! PEOPLE LEARN!

My Blog

My Limit!

"NO WAYS! There is no ways I'm gonna work at The Limited, HELLS NO!" That's what I told my tia Kristina when she was all "Mari, you need to gets a job. Let me hook it up at The Limited 4 U" and I was ...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 17:15:00 GMT

Cat-ass-trophy

OK, first of all, my birfday and chrismas fall on the same day. When I was lil all the kids from the hood were all like"ah that's so cool cuz that means you share a birfday with jesus." whatevers... I...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 14:27:00 GMT

Cover-up that Cuchie Ho-ho-ho-bag!

So like I gotsa a lil' problema; it seems that my lil' cousin, Lizette, is obsessed with that skank-ass bitch Britney Spears, and nobody in the familia seems to have a problem with this, and I'm like ...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 15:02:00 GMT

Make-up Matterz

Ok, like last night I had like the most AMAZING sexo with Carlos Ive ever had in my entire life! It was like out of a tv-novlea and shit all hot and sweaty and everything and it lasted 3 hours! L...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 20:42:00 GMT

Greys Anatomy...

So like I went to my tia Titi's hair salon in Panorama city today (it's called Da Bomb Salon) to gets my hair all frosted and shit and like ALL the girls that wok there were all je...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 01:05:00 GMT

$

So like I didn't tell Carlos about this (Carlos in my boyfriend/cousin) but I called my x last night, his name is Juan-Carlos, because he owes me like 300 dollars and shit but he doesn't wanna pay&nbs...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 21:59:00 GMT

No boobies...

So like I was at Ross getting presents for my family and shit for krismas and shit, and I was getting my abuelita (that's grama for all u stupid whities) I was getting her a new bra cuz she's bee...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 00:07:00 GMT

Cool peoples

ok so like why is no one cool ever in the "cool new people" or nothin? It's always like some skank-ass white guy who likes The Dave Mathews and goes to skool. Why is Carlos never on there? C...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 00:07:00 GMT