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About Me

I'm pretty boring. If I get to play some basketball, that's like a super exciting day for me. My current goal in life is to change my daughter's diaper without getting pooped or peed on. That would be an accomplishment.I like the Lakers, Vikings, Mets, 1996 Tyra Banks, UB40, McDonald's fruit punch, Hamura's saimin, Brick Oven pizza, Tip Top country-style boneless chicken, Kiibo's beef sukiyaki, Jessica Alba, Brooke Burke, and pre-Federline/Timberlake/crazy-ass bald-white-trash Britney (she must've taken our break-up a little hard). Not necessarily in that order.I hate the Spurs, Packers, Yankees, tomatoes, liver, salmon, shots, going to the dentist, reality TV (especially that girl from I Love New York), current Britney, any Vin Diesel movie, bad breath, people that don't listen to me, and the chihuahua across the street that keeps crapping in my yard. Not necessarily in that order as well.

My Interests

Lots. I'm paying interest on my mortgage, student loan, car loan, credit card...I got interests killing me all over the place. I hate interests.

I'd like to meet:

Someone willing to give me a couple million dollars. Someone that can teach me to get rid of my putting "yips."

Music:

I like it all. Well...pretty much everything. I don't think anyone likes Michael Bolton. It's not just me.

Movies:

Anything with pretty women. I even found "Into the Blue" fun.

Television:

Cheerleaders, the next Pussycat doll, dee dee dee Mencia, Heroes, Smallville, Shin Chan, Robot Chicken, South Park, Simpsons (Bart and Homer, not Jessica and Ashlee), and anything sport-related.

Books:

The Life Chronicles of William Hung, The Iliad, Go Dog Go, volumes A-V of the World Book Encyclopedia (nothing good comes after V), and Bringing Down the House.

Heroes:

Enrique Iglesias, Zeus, Jesus, Cash Warren, Spud Webb, Anthony Carter (of the Vikings, not the Rainbow), the Black Mamba, and Michael Jordan. Not necessarily in that order either.

My Blog

True story

Let me share this story, just because it really made me think about my life a little differently. My 4:00 patient didn't show up on time today. While working with my 4:30 patient, my recep...
Posted by Layne on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 02:30:00 PST

being Daddy

If you had told me 10 years ago, that I would be one of the first of my friends to be married with children, I most likely would have responded with an expletive and a very loud laugh. Probably ...
Posted by Layne on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 05:20:00 PST

Lauryn Hideko Hashimoto

Lindsay's water bag broke on Mar. 21st at 7:30 a.m. About 20 long hours later, Lauryn was born. She's the sweetest little baby in the world (okay I might be a little biased), and I think m...
Posted by Layne on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 05:27:00 PST

News

Okay, so I haven't posted anything for...7 months or so. My bad. I've been busy trying to dominate my fantasy football leagues. It's not happening. bah. At least basketba...
Posted by Layne on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 10:43:00 PST

3/22/06

Alright, so I finally put a couple of honeymoon pics up. Just a couple. I've been so consumed with fixing the new house up, it's tough to find time to do much else. I can't believe I...
Posted by Layne on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 01:28:00 PST