Adam Apple

Truth be told...I have always hated filling these things out. Hmmm...about me....where the hell do you start? If I say: I am a 31 years old pisces and fire dragon from Cleveland that loves women and being a drag king, the outdoors, art and making people smile....it sounds like a personal ad. I don't want to sound like that. If I get political...I hate George Bush, I think women still need to fight, don't tell me that i can't smoke in the damn bar....I sound angry or too serious. If I say: I am an actor, artist, and drag troupe leader, I have been a tv producer, acting teacher for a performing arts olympics, a stand-up comic and actor, and I work with a law office doing memory recall for witnesses of sexual harrassment and discrimination crimes....It sounds like my resume. If I say: I love being a king, I have been one for ten years, and have been a "drag father" to many other kings....I sound like that's all that I am. If I say: I am a genuine person with a good heart, integrity, and an old soul with kindness and some wisdom...If you didn't know me...how would you know that were true? While all these things are me and more...how do you really tell someone who you are in words. If you can....perhaps you are short changing yourself.