Because everybody knows that I'm a scumbag
I like sluts and whores and I don't care
You can say just what you want to say about me
But if I hear you I might just go knock you off your chair
'Cause I like to drink whiskey by the gallon
I live on peanut butter sandwiches, I don't care
I spent some nights in jail in this old country
Everybody hates me and I just don't fucking care