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D1LES

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

well, there's this little...little novel i've been working OONN.... *SMACK*


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My Interests

duct tape, watching movies and WWE wrestling, playing zelda and guitar hero, blowing up toilets, trying to look like johnny depp :D

I'd like to meet:

the muffin man. and lil' john.

Music:

rob zombie, metallica, weird al, nirvana, icp, zakk wylde, aerosmith, the offspring, foo fighters, system of a down, red hot chili peppers, stone temple pilots, they might be giants, mad trucker gone mad, marilyn manson, evanescence, pink floydd, nine inch nails, ozzy, zz top, motley crue, rolling stones, guns n roses.

Movies:

adam sandler movies EXCEPT punch drunk love, the usual suspects, uhf, kevin smith movies, indiana jones and austin powers movies, back to the future, hook, the last samurai, waynes world, jim carrey movies, most ben stiller movies, bill murray movies, dirty work, almost heroes, and barbarella.

Television:

family guy and south park! plus old stuff like beavis & butt-head, pinky and the brain, dana carvey show, saturday night live, conan o'brien, AL-TV, that 70's show, chappell show, and just recently the office.

Books:

how to read a for dummies book for dummies.

Heroes:

guitar, guitar II...lol

My Blog

superbowl 2008

Ok, what the hell was up with the superbowl this year?  To me, it seemed un-eventful.  Yea, the team I wanted to win won, but I practicly fell asleep watching it.  One of my friends DID...
Posted by D1LES on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 12:28:00 PST

wow, it’s been awhile since last blog

Well, it's official, I am divorced.  I  am as single as Neil Armstrong's left testicle.  All I have to say is "Slow down ladies, there's enough Nick here for everyone!"
Posted by D1LES on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 08:55:00 PST

Finally, the guy's side of the story.

" the rules" Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're...
Posted by D1LES on Sun, 27 May 2007 05:30:00 PST

Why?

What is the point of people not talking to others? If there is a problem, it should be told, shouldn't it? I was told of a guy who went out with some woman, and she broke it off with him by never sp...
Posted by D1LES on Fri, 25 May 2007 03:55:00 PST

Alright now

So, I've finnaly been told the truth from my ex, and couldn't be happier.  She said she's going out with this guy that for awhile now I didn't like.  I've always felt he was the problem, but...
Posted by D1LES on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 11:25:00 PST

It's not what what it looks like

Ever notice on movies, when someone walks in on a lover cheating they reply with "it's not what it seems, or looks like, or what you think?"  Does this actually happen in real life?  I've ne...
Posted by D1LES on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 07:42:00 PST

things

Sometimes, the best sceme to doubling your money, is to fold it in half and stick it back in your wallet.
Posted by D1LES on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 10:35:00 PST