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Chris

The Difference between fiction and reality is--Fiction has to make sense!!

About Me

I feel this section is almost like bragging, so this is how I'm going to answer this: I love a great cup of coffee on Sunday morning. I'll drink ANYTHING on a front porch. Cockiness is a turn-off. Breakfast is my favorite meal. I watch about 5 sunsets a year just to get away from it all. One of my favorite words is Loofa (just fun to say). There's nothing like a good fire outside at night and looking up at the leaves on the trees (if you've never done this..do it). Picked up the phrase--yea,yea,yeah (and it won't go away). I have the greatest friends in the world and any woman who settles down with any of them is one of "THE LUCKY ONES". Despise Liars and Love Honesty.. even if it hurts. I come from a family of well to do Doctors--but am proud to be somewhat "blue-collar". My friends would describe me as loyal, my family--as stubborn, my X's--as a friend. I've been told I'm too nice. Proud that I come from a small town where I wave to my neighbors, we watch each other's houses, and even shoot the breeze at the mailbox--"Downhome". However, I try to stay somewhat hip, in, and up to date but not decieved that I'm getting older. I'm shy if I like you, Goofy If I know you, and deep if I love you. That's me in a minute and if you smiled at this we're probably friends, if you laughed out loud--you're one of my closest, if you shook your head--we probably haven't talked in a while...if you hated my profile...go somewhere else....this is Myspace you fuck...there's millions of other people to analyze.

My Interests

Used to be P8ntball but loving golf. Working on my house, bonfires, my VW (put that for Joey), Captain and Coke (thanks Jeremy), poker night at the house, and whatever else that keeps me busy.

I'd like to meet:

Alright I know this section is for all the people to read on who I'd like to meet. But here's the deal: I wanna meet Dave Chapelle. That's it. Dave Chapelle. He's a genius and I've analyzed him to the umpteenth degree. I've NEVER sat in front of my DVD player and laughed so hard that I have to hit pause and rewind just to catch the next line. How'd you answer this question: Who I'd Like to meet? I mean.. this is the internet...why would you limit yourself. Ex: I want to meet someone with ah..let's say.. freckles..yeah freckles (freckles aren't offensive to anyone right?)---I would never limit myself. Why the hell would you do that? Anyways back to Dave. That's who I wanna meet. He's a modern day Genius and if you don't understand that..SORRY. Dave Chappelle that's my answer, Matter-of-fact if you're not Dave Chappelle...don't even contact me. LOL

Music:

All kinds of Music: Country, R&B, Rock, Rap, and there's even a classical song I like.

Movies:

Just some of the best. Gladiator, Shawshank Redemption, Jason's Lyric, Menace II Society, Green Mile, American Pie, Wedding Crashers, Dumb and Dumber, Ace Ventura, Forrest Gump, Cider House Rules, The Others, Just Friends, Failure to Launch, Jackass The movie, The Sixth Sense, The Shining, Fire in the Sky, Remember the Titans, Saw, Badder Santa, Boyz-N-the Hood, Pure Country, The Notebook.

Television:

I love reality T.V. (Real World, Survivor, Etc.) Sports, whatever, MTV, GAC, VH1.

Books:

The last book I read was T.O. (Terrell Owens). It's his autobiography...He's a Flashy, sometimes over the top football player who is perceived as "over the top" in his antics. Very misunderstood in my opinion. Reminds me of someone....Hmmmm.

Heroes:


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Chris
Birthday: 3-17-1974
Birthplace: Potsdam, NY
Current Location: Norton, Ohio
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black (with some damn grey)
Height: 5' 8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left handed
Your Heritage: Not proud of
The Shoes You Wore Today: Flippies
Your Weakness: A punch Line
Your Fears: My buddies Punch Lines
Your Perfect Pizza: Marie's
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To stop masturbating on the highway at 80mph
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Leave me alone you pervert!!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Man I hope this goes down
Your Best Physical Feature: NONE
Your Bedtime: when my eyes close
Your Most Missed Memory: My Father
Pepsi or Coke: Coke (with THE Captain)
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds (check the pic)
Single or Group Dates: Group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: only when I'm On Fire
Do you Swear: Absoultely
Do you Sing: Just my ABC's
Do you Shower Daily: No Just once a year
Have you Been in Love: With my left hand
Do you want to go to College: Went
Do you want to get Married:
Do you belive in yourself: Only when I'm lying
Do you get Motion Sickness: Parts of Me
Do you think you are Attractive: I masterbate right?
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: for the most part
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: LOL----
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: The Captain
In the past month have you Smoked: answered that
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Isn't drinking a drug?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: HHHHYEAH!!!!!
Ever been called a Tease: HHHHYEAH!!!!!
Ever been Beaten up: HHHHWHAAT??
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: This is getting morbid
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I don't want to grow up
What country would you most like to Visit:
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: usually long
Height: no midgets
Weight: no heffers
Best Clothing Style: the beach look (Hollister)
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1
Number of CDs I own: who cares
Number of Piercings: had ear and tongue at one time
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: No regrets. it makes us who we are
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Look, I really think that if you're a true myspace friend.....come see my profile,   leave a comment, or send me a message. It's almost like sex, Nobody's  into #'s---- they're int...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 06:30:00 PST