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e pitchmen

About Me

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if that's all
if that's all
then I hold you like a hammer holds a nail to the wall

My Interests

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Could there be any doubt that the Jews would seek to harm the Son of God again, knowing that his body was now readily accessible in the form of defenseless crackers?

My Blog

aaarrgghhhhhhhh

This administration is going to drive me #F#$I$#!G@ insane.  They commit one of the most nauseating pieces of political retribution ever by releasing personal information on a CIA operative -- en...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 09:13:00 GMT

proposition 36

In the 2004 Oregon election cycle we had a state constitutional amendment called Proposition 36 that defined marriage as between a man and a woman -- i.e. an effective ban on homosexual marriage. ...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 11:37:00 GMT

Q and A time

Q:  If you were a 700 lb rock monster that couldn't swim but stil needed to breathe would you feel comfortable and relaxed on a boat? A:  No, you'd be terrified of breaking through the deck...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 20:17:00 GMT

INTJ

Introverted (I) 70.97% Extroverted (E) 29.03% Intuitive (N) 58.33% Sensing (S) 41.67% Thinking (T) 53.13% Feeling (F) 46.88% Judging (J) 59.38% Perceiving (P) 40.63% "Mastermind". Introverted int...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

dinner tonight

will begin with whole grain bread dipped in a garlic-basil-parsley olive oil. The salad will be herb leaves topped with a generous amount of Fresh Express Organic Seasoned Croutons. The main course ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

I have the most unpleasant toothpaste

It's full name is "Aquafresh Triple Protection Flouride Toothpaste Extreme Clean with Micro-Active Foaming Action." It has a space-age cap and a gleaming silver body, but what gets me about it is it ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

this is completely shallow

and normally I could care fuck all for spelling or grammar, but I really have a thing against people misspelling 'intelligent.' It's just a little too ironic.
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT