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Save a Cowboy; Ride an Indian

About Me

I drool sometimes when i sleep because i always dream about monkeys ride'n donkeys jousting robotic meer cats on baby elaphants. while they listen to Color me Bad sing I wanna Sex u Up with their coon skin hats as they try to save The Alamo. Sipping on gin and Capri sun and wile barking at the mail man wishing that they had some barbed wire to wrapp their ankles so that the dont sprain their backs. BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS TO RUN OUT OF HIGH HEEL SHOES AND POP TARTS WHEN THERE WATCHING THE NANNY ON THE TELEVISION!!!!!! Whwn I get sad i just think WWFD ( What Would FRAN Do) Thank you for your time :0) Bitchesa:hover, a:hover font, a:active, a.navbar:hover, a.navbar:active, a.man:hover, a.man:active, a.man:hover font, a.searchlinkSmall:hover, a.searchlinkSmall:active, a.redlink:hover, a.redlink:hover{ font-weight:normal; font-style:normal; text-decoration:underline ; text-transform:none;

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A lot of insecure people that thinks their parents dont love them. someone just weak minded enough to follow my every command. and worship me in the church of Tacos..table border="> .. .. .. .. ..

MOO THE DESTROYER
People Iced: A thousand mexicans and a jew
Car Bombs Planted: one in oklahoma city
Favorite Weapon tampon numchuks
Arms Broken: Twenty Seven
people eaten: one prostitute
MIDGETS ICED: Who counts midgets
Biggest Enemy: SHCAWT BRADLERY
Get Your HITMAN Name

My Blog

Paco's Rant 1

If i had a 15 inch penis i would pee 2 feet away from the urinal and every one would see it, i would name him Rick and we would laugh and play all day sometimes i would step on him and then he would t...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 11:28:00 GMT