Your mom, George W. so I could tell him how retarded he is, Mickey Mantle, Chris Farley, Jimi Hendrix, JFK, Mario LeMieux, Peyton Manning, Ozzy, Vince Vaughn, Joyce Gracie, Adam Sandler, Dale Jr., Bill Murray, Robert De Niro, Al Pacino, Will Farrell, Jim Carrey, Arnold Swarzenneger, Pete Sampras, Seth Macfarline, Dane Cook, Todd Phillips, Robin Williams, Joe Montana, Cal Ripken Jr., Jim Morrison, uhhh Babe Ruth, future me and . . . . Jesus.
Let's see, Family Guy, South Park, Simpsons, Beavis and Butt-Head(thats old school), Rescue Me, pretty much any reality show that isn't a competition. Oh wait I like thew Real World/Road Rules Challenge, Cosby, Friends, SCRUBS, The Office, Seinfeld, Its Always Sunny in Philladelphia(did I spell that right?) is fucking hillarious. SPORTS. The Daily Show and The Colbert Report are awesome. I think I watch too much TV
Mom and Dad, Leo Cullen, Honorious Beaudoin, Wayne Gretzky,Dale Earnhardt, Roger Federer, Steve Irwin, Michael Jordan, Stephen Colbert, Hulk Hogan, Paul Macartney, Hank Aaron, anyone in the armed forces, Abraham Lincoln, Dane Cook, fuckin ..... uuhhhh..... Stan Lee, Tom, Kurt Cobain, Anyone whos has the balls to raise a child, especially single young women, and I guess YOU