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The Guardian Of The Eucalyptus™

I'm Losing My Mind And You Just Stand There And Stare As My World Divides!!

About Me



aim = "ineedamylee 24 7"
Well, first of all, I'd like to thank one of my best friends in the whole wide world, Danielle- my sister. Thanks for helping me with the profile, Hun. You're the best!! MUAH!♥

What Kind of Hot Boy
Kiss Are You??

You are a Punk Boy Kiss! You met your cutie at that
concert last week... Instead of bringin home
some CDs and a shirt... you brought home him!

Your Bedtime Body Language
Face Down

Studs who sleep on their stomachs have passion and energy. Your a hands on guy who tends to be punctual and successful. One caveat: Your propensity to hog the bed space with your sprawling position suggests you might be a tad controlling.

My Interests



Music, Friends, Video Games, Movies, Sex, Guys, Hot Topic, Anime, Evanescence, Piercings, Tattoos, Modern Art, Myspace, Being My Crazy Self, and some other stuff I can always add later.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Evanescence.... again (and Rocky for the first time, because I didn't meet him the first time). I'd like to meet my other favorite bands: Gretchen, FuGiTiV, Mudvayne, Scarling, and Jeffree Star.... again. I'd like to meet my favorite actresses: Laura Dern, Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Tilly, and Milla Jovovich.

For once in my life, I'm not really looking to meet anyone new to be in a relationship with. It's complicated. I've learned that, as much as you want something to happen in a relationship, you can't plan it out; because then, you're just forcing it. It needs to happen on its own. :) However, I woudln't be opposed to meeting someone and seeing where things go from there. I'm just not going to go out and be like "Will you be my boyfriend?"

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Music:


MY IMMORTAL
By Evanescence

Movies:



Television:

Spongebob, Rocko's Modern Life, South Park, American Dad, Family Guy, Drawn Together, Fairly Odd Parents, Daria, and of course, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends :D

Books:



Heroes:


My parents. It sounds corny, I know. But they are such loving people. And they're so accepting. They love me for who I am. They don't care that I'm gay; they're actually very supportive! And my mother is still just as overprotective as ever. My parents are my heroes.
They are what I hope to be: successful, beautiful, loving, smart, generous, kind.... There's a ton of qualities my parents possess that haven't perfected yet, including my mother's sense of confidence. My father is a smart guy and stays calm under pressure. He's the kinda guy who thinks outside the box. I love my parents with all my heart and I'd be totally lost without them!! Seriously!! They do everything for me!!!!!
My friends are also my heroes. Where would I be without them? I probably wouldn't be here! My family and my friends are my reason for living. Two of my best friends are my ex-boyfriends; and I love them both dearly!! Jesse, Bryan, these go out to you: MUAH! MUAH! ♥
Bryan, you know just what to say about 90-95% of the time when I'm feeling down. Either that, or you give me a very wise and mature answer and I just don't want to hear it, haha.
Jesse, you're very sensitive and you're such a loving person! You've come such a long way since I've met you; you are so strong!! You should be very proud of yourself- I know I'm proud of you! I love both of you so much!!
Danielle, we grew up together!! You're my big sister!! We did everything together. You're the one who taught me how to ride a bike!! Haha. We had so much fun as kids, I feel like we're too young to be saying these things "remember the good ol' days?" And my profile looks DAMN good, thanks to you ;)
Kate, you're right there for me as I am for you. Your my other big sister! Hehe. You take care of me when these guys can't. You look after me and make sure I'm doing what I should be doing.
Ginger, the newest person of my group of best friends-- I have a blast when I'm hangin' out with you!! I'm glad we started hangin' out together. Goin' to Starbucks, the movies, Chili's, the mall, concerts.... it's great! You share great music with me and I don't have to act proper around you, haha. We're so whacky together, it's awesome. Regardless of what you think, you ARE cool and I'm glad I have someone on campus to chill with and who has the same bedtime as me.
And Jason, my recent ex-boyfriend. I know we moved too quickly- you're right. But you have helped me learn more about how a relationship works. I told you I've never been good at them. Maybe I'll be better now. You've taught me that you can't force it; and I realize that that's what I've been doing all this time. Thank you for still being there for me and still talking to me on a regular basis. It means a lot to me that- even though we are just friends now- so little has changed between us.
Thanks to all of you guys!! You are all very much appreciated and loved!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Blog

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!!

Perhaps you've seen the YouTube video posted by Chris Crocker about how you should leave "Bitchney Shitsmear" alone. Well..... I have something to say to Chris Crocker- Britney is fuckin' weak! Amy Le...
Posted by The Guardian Of The Eucalyptus™ on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 07:25:00 PST

Back To School

Well, I'm movin' back to school on Sunday. I'm really excited. I can't wait to see Ginger and Kate! And my roommate seems really cool this year, too!! I probably could have gotten a room alone, but I'...
Posted by The Guardian Of The Eucalyptus™ on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 01:30:00 PST

Gimme Yo Numbaz, Bitchez!!

Jenny I got your number. Wait.... no I don't. Isn't it 867-5309? LOL. Oh.... I am SO.... FUCKING.... FUNNY. It was a Tommy Tutone reference, in case you didn't catch that. Did you get that? ...
Posted by The Guardian Of The Eucalyptus™ on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 08:18:00 PST

Planning Out My Crazy-Ass Honeymoon Already!

Alright, first of all.... No, I'm not even dating anyone, currently. And I know you're going to think I'm crazy after I tell you my newest idea for my honeymoon. Let me start off by saying that I've b...
Posted by The Guardian Of The Eucalyptus™ on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 03:13:00 PST

OMFG!!!! *Runs Up The Wall And Does A Backflip* I Can't Believe This!! Girl Powah!! xD

Like, OMFG!! Haha. I'm so excited. Guess what!! The Spice Girls are getting together for a reunion tour!! How fucking cool is THAT?! Haha. I'm so excited!! Like, no.... seriously!! You don't understan...
Posted by The Guardian Of The Eucalyptus™ on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 11:02:00 PST

THE ONE-LEGGED KANGAROO WANTS YOUR SOUL!!

Beware of the one-legged kangaroo!! He wants to steal your souls so he can harvest their energy to rule the world!! How can you spot him you ask? Well it's quite easy, you see.... he's a kangaroo with...
Posted by The Guardian Of The Eucalyptus™ on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 11:18:00 PST

Over 1,000 Views!!

Thank you to all my readers for making this possible. *sobs* *accepts award* Hehehehe.  But seriously, thanks everyone for taking an interest in me and/or my writing. Well, I have a special trea...
Posted by The Guardian Of The Eucalyptus™ on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 05:07:00 PST

TOMORROW'S THE BIG DAY!!!!!!!!!

I have about 15 hours before I get on the plane to Maryland!! I'm so excited! I hope he'll be as happy to see me as I am to see him! I can't wait to see him. I hope he says something about my looks! O...
Posted by The Guardian Of The Eucalyptus™ on Fri, 25 May 2007 07:19:00 PST

My Brother's Girlfriend Doesn't Live In My House, So Why Is Her Underwear In My Dresser?!

OMG!! My brother keeps two pairs of his girlfriend's or booty call's underwear in one of my dresser drawers!! He started using one of my drawers a while back, but this is new! He told me the other nig...
Posted by The Guardian Of The Eucalyptus™ on Mon, 21 May 2007 02:49:00 PST

Classes- Better Than I Expected!!

Okay, well.... today I got my schedule for the fall semester. And it is fucking AWESOME!!!!!!! I arranged it so that I only have three classes on Monday, one on Tuesday, and two on Wednesday. I have f...
Posted by The Guardian Of The Eucalyptus™ on Mon, 21 May 2007 01:00:00 PST