Black Collar Crime

Born to a family of native immigrants, Twist struggled as a child to think within the box and went crazy, naturally. After many months of berating his inner child, Ricky, stabbed him in the face with the Dagger of Mediocrity's Bane. Socially doomed, Twist inverted and reverted to childhood wonder and fear and secluded himself amongst the din and their implied creatures.Burt Zakiraq, the bastard child of cdatakill and an 808 and part of Marilyn Monroe's skull, emerged from the frozen tundra of Siberia some time during the 70's to seek the sacred Siamese Demon Monsters, who posses the true power to unravel the universe by the sheer strength of their meow during a frenentic broadcast of Slayer's "Angel of Death" over the studio monitors.