Paul

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The Rejected Crayon That I Am
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Name: Paul Villalba
Birthday: 7/7/1976
Birthplace: Palo Alto Ca,
Current Location: Chico Ca,
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5' 7'' on a good day
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left Handed
Your Heritage: I'm all mixed up
The Shoes You Wore Today: I think I lost them last night?
Your Weakness: Putting my arms around a girl from behind who is wearing overalls
Your Fears: Dead Puppies
Your Perfect Pizza: Pizza-a-gogo super veggie
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Stay alive
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I'v never been on IM
Thoughts First Waking Up: Having a urinal in my bathroom would make things a whole lot easer!
Your Best Physical Feature: My personality
Your Bedtime: Who has the time for that?
Your Most Missed Memory: Those who know will think I'm stupid. But it's Anne
Pepsi or Coke: Rum and Coke!!! Is that the question?
McDonalds or Burger King: Burger Hut!!! you got to do it your self!
Single or Group Dates: It depends on if there are clothes in evolved?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Long Island Ice Tea or AMF, your my boy blue!!!
Chocolate or Vanilla: only if I am licking it off a HOTTY
Cappuccino or Coffee: Red Bull
Do you Smoke: Only when I drink, or is it that I only drink when I smoke. I can't remember, yes maybe?
Do you Swear: Fuck you I don't fucking swear!!!
Do you Sing: Yes
Do you Shower Daily: Your Mom's so greasy she sweats Crisco!
Have you Been in Love: Yes. You just gota rub the salt in that one.
Do you want to go to College: If you only knew
Do you want to get Married: Maybe, is she rich?
Do you belive in yourself: No I'm a fucking dream of a third grader. What a stupid question is that?
Do you get Motion Sickness: It's All About The Motion!!!
Do you think you are Attractive: I am adorable, at least that's what my mom tells me
Are you a Health Freak: Refer to picture at the top
Do you get along with your Parents: No daddy no it hurts. Bad joke, yes I love my Parentals
Do you like Thunderstorms: With or with out clothes?
Do you play an Instrument: What's a meat flute?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Do you meen like all 30 days? because I can say no that!
In the past month have you Smoked: Refer to the Do You Smoke question.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NO!!! I may party a lot, but I don't do DRUGS!!!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes, well I was at a bar with a girl and she asked if I would be her date for the day. and yes I said DAY.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: NO
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NO
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes I love the Sushi
In the past month have you been on Stage: The world is my stage. dancing on top of bar is like a stage right?
In the past month have you been Dumped: NO
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Just the hearts of all women I meet
Ever been Drunk: Do you mean today?
Ever been called a Tease: YES
Ever been Beaten up: No, I almost got stabbed at a bar ones
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: FAST
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I want to be a Crack Baby when I grow up.
What country would you most like to Visit: Ibeza
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Blond
Short or Long Hair: Short, unless she is naked, and her hair is long enough to cover her boobs. thats HOT
Height: 4' 8'' to 5' 8''
Weight: 115lb. to 150lb.
Best Clothing Style: Got to be the overalls. damn it makes me horny
Number of Drugs I have taken: Almost all of them. thats why I don't do DRUGS!!!
Number of CDs I own: Over 100
Number of Piercings: I have had five, but 0 now
Number of Tattoos: Two
Number of things in my Past I Regret: NO REGRETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
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