Hey there, my name is Melissa and I'm from Germany. I could be the nicest and most gorgeous person you'll ever meet, but I could be your worst nightmare also, it's up to you.
I will probably like/don't like you, 'cause it's all about how you present yourself to me. I'll tell you straight to your face, what's on my mind and what I think of you, don't be pissed. So yea, tit for tat I guess, just like everything in life.
My mom says she loves my pragmatism.
I'm maybe the most vain person you'll ever meet in your entire life.
I love myself, which doesn't mean that I'm perfect, I'm far from that. Don't think you are perfect, you really aren't either!
And yes, I do mostly dye/cut my hair by myself and sometimes make my own jewelry out of cute things. I love that 'cause it's so unique.
I learned to change fast, 'cause people constantly tend to copy me and my style. Or even worse is when little kiddos ask me where I buy my clothes, my accessories and stuff. I hate that so much, so please don't do that!
I really talk too much, too fast and far too often. I get easily bored of people, so when you can't entertain me or keep up a good conversation then don't add me please.
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Oh btw I use much sarcasm and irony don't be scared of that and generally of me, 'cause if you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you, it's simple as fuck! Oh and if you hate me, talk about me...make me famous bitch!
Everything matches perfectly in a trashy way
RAWR!
We ain't just a gang mofo, but a way of life!
I always wanted to tell you, that...