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David Robert

With the lights out it's less dangerous

About Me


I'm David. To the point, honest, and sometimes random. I'm a good blend of optimism and cynicism. But I do have a good bullshit detector. I love humor and goofing off. Jokes are a way of life for me. Currently, I work in the vehicle telematics industry as a quality analyst. I enjoy my job and work full time mon-thurs. I enjoy playing guitar and waking up my old fart neighbors, writing, watching hockey, and checking out cars. Even occasionally getting kicked out of a bar is fun. Of course there is more. But that's enough about me. Your turn to talk.

My Interests

music * playing guitar * writing * fast cars * 2005 mustang * hockey * playing pool * partying * movies * travelling * working out * reading * breweries * warm weather * cruising * general motors * plasma screen tv * outdoors * beach * lake michigan * black lights * lava lamps * macintosh * history * king size beds * leather couches * and a total disregard for stupid people. lol

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Taproot * Chevelle * Future Leaders of the World * Vaux * Avenged Sevenfold * Muse * Bloodsimple * Crossfade * Radiohead * Local H * The Killers * We Are Scientists * Seether * Dope * In Flames * Audioslave * Foo Fighters * Nirvana * Slipknot * Nonpoint * Buckcherry * Black Rebel Motorcycle Club * Autolux * Living Things * The Faint * The Bravery * Velvet Revolver * Red Hot Chilli Peppers * Stone Temple Pilots * Nine Inch Nails * Queens of the Stone Age * Alice in Chains * Mudvayne * Disturbed * Rage Against The Machine * Beck * 311 * Jerry Cantrell * The Dandy Warhols * The Cloud Room * Fischerspooner * She Wants Revenge * The White Stripes * The Police * The Cars * The Offspring * Green Day * The Hives * The Strokes * The Vines * Violent Femmes * Weezer * Modest Mouse * Soundgarden * The Pixies * Mudhoney * Mad Season * Led Zeppelin * Clutch * The Who * The Beatles * The Doors * Jimi Hendrix * The Velvet Underground * The Guess Who * Bob Dylan * Aerosmith * Rolling Stones * The Animals * Van Morrison * Muddy Waters * John Lee Hooker * Willie Dixon

Movies:

Kill Bill * Sin City * Napoleon Dynomite * Back to the Future * Indiana Jones * Big Trouble in Little China * The Big Lebowski * The Dirty Dozen * Patton * The Gangs of New York * Stargate * The Mummy * Rebel Without a Cause * Cannonball Run * U-571 * Sleepy Hollow * Top Gun * Spaceballs * My Science Project * Cruel Intentions * Lord of the Rings trilogy * Star Wars * The Doors * Pulp Fiction * Kingpin * PCU * Billy Madison * Happy Gilmore * Tommy Boy * Black Sheep * Austin Powers (first two) * Miracle * Men In Black * Terminator trilogy * Commando * Predator * Eraser * The Running Man * Die Hard trilogy, Lethal Weapon, Throw Momma from The Train, Airplane * Caddyshack * Naked Gun * Christine * The Goonies * Ghostbusters * Grumpy Old Men * Men at Work * Ferris Bueller's Day Off * The Secret to My Success * Teen Wolf * Weird Science * Back To School * Meet Wally Sparks * Deuce Bigelow Male Gigilo * Master and Commander: Far Side of the World * The Omega Man

Television:

Dexter * The Price Is Right * The Simpsons * Seinfield * Married With Children * Macgyver * A-Team * Miami Vice * Knight Rider * Hockey Night in Canada * Saturday Night Live (old) * In Living Color * Kids In the Hall * South Park * Mystery Science Theater 3000 * Unhappily Ever After * Sliders * Bonanza * Family Ties * The Wonder Years * Pinks - I like to watch anything with cars or motorcyles. Reality shows showing cars or bikes being built or modified are awesome. Definitely Orange County Choppers.

Books:

I really need to start reading my book "1984".

Heroes:

I'm not going to write anything mushy here.

My Blog

Want to see a shitty comedian? Go see Tom Wilson (Biff). But please hide your cell phone.

Riding on the success of three very popular movies (Back to the future trilogy) but by no means the star of the movies, there is Tom Wilson or Thomas F. Wilson. Most people would not know know this na...
Posted by David Robert on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 07:47:00 PST

"Is She Weird" - The Pixies

I know you're rich ingood clothes and little thingsyour mind is fancy(and your car is bitchin')is she weirdis she weird, is she whiteis she promised to the nightand her head has no roomand her head ha...
Posted by David Robert on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 08:08:00 PST

"Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)" - Green Day

"Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)"Another turning point, a fork stuck in the roadTime grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to goSo make the best of this test, and don't ask whyIt's not a questio...
Posted by David Robert on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 07:51:00 PST

"Land of Confusion" - Genesis

I must've dreamed a thousand dreamsBeen haunted by a million screamsBut I can hear the marching feetThey're moving into the street.Now did you read the news todayThey say the dangers gone awayBut I ca...
Posted by David Robert on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 11:22:00 PST

Taproot concert

On Friday night my friends and I went to see Taproot at the Machine Shop in Flint. Kick ass show. I drank a lot of beer and talked to a lot of people. There were a total of 4 bands that played. I had ...
Posted by David Robert on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 11:20:00 PST

"Opinion"- Nirvana

Congratulations you have wonIt's a year subscription of bad punsAnd a make-shift story of concernAnd to set it up, before it burnsMy opinions. Mmm. Mmm. (x4)Well there seems to be a problem hereWhen t...
Posted by David Robert on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 01:12:00 PST

"Touched" by Vast

touched, you say that i am tooso much, of what you say is truei'll never find someone quite like you againi'll never find someone quite like you, like youthe razors and the dying rosesplead i don't le...
Posted by David Robert on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 06:05:00 PST

"Unglued" by the Stone Temple Pilots

"Unglued" by Stone Temple PilotsModeration is masturbationwhat is what, and what makes you feel goodall these things I think about,I think aboutalways come ungluedYea - I got this thingit's comin' ove...
Posted by David Robert on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 12:18:00 PST

"The Line" - Black Rebel Motorcycle Club

" The Line " I am the line I hold you near There is no burden left to bear I can't see clear You're in suspension You know no love There is no story left to tell You have no wisdom to pass o...
Posted by David Robert on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 07:48:00 PST

"Oh don't you put me on the back burner"

"All These Things That I've Done" - The Killers When there's nowhere else to run Is there room for one more son One more son If you can hold on If you can hold on, hold on I wanna stand up, I...
Posted by David Robert on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 11:11:00 PST