I do NOT love Raymond. Any time I try to not think about anything or if someone says to "relax and clear your mind", ALL I can think about is the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man. Every time. It's annoying. I'm hoping by telling enough other people this, it will happen to them too, resulting in some mild amusement to accompany my annoyance. It's getting increasingly more difficult to find shaving cream that's actually CREAM. Most brands are shaving GEL, which you then must turn into a cream. Um, why not just sell it in its usable form? It usually slips off my wet hands and goes down the drain before I get the chance to magically transform it anyway. The word "punt" makes me uncomfortable. As a rule, I hate the general public. Everytime I watch the news, this is reinforced.
Please, people. Just use your blinker.
If the normal temperature for the human body is 98.6 degrees... then why does 98 degrees feel so hot outside? Shouldn't we be comfortable in that, and freezing in 70 degrees??
Attention wineries: I don't care how much money you're saving, don't you dare start putting screw tops on all your wine.
Las Vegas is the most wonderful place in the world.
I get really mad at these gameshows were you can win millions of dollars for picking briefcases or answering stupid questions. Jeopardy is the only gameshow with any integrity. You have to be ridiculously smart, and even then you might make $20,000.
The song in that Geico Caveman commercial is by a band called Royksopp. I strongly suggest you pick up the entire "Melody A.M." album, it's fantastic.
Uggs with skirts look st00pid in any weather. Sorry girls. I am mildly obsessed with Chapstick. I really don't think Brad Pitt is all that attractive. He face always looks a little wonky to me. I would like to learn to scuba someday. I like pretty tropical feesh alot. I once had a dream that I was at a party and Rod Stewart was there... and it was totally embarassing because he and I were wearing the same shirt. I think plums are pretty underrated as far as fruit goes. They're delicious. Is there anything better than cuddling? No. There isn't. I hate it when a guy is walking a girl back to her place (this happens all the time in movies), and then they get there, the girl says "This is me." No it isn't. It's where you live. I just hate that little colloquailism.
stay tuned for more pointless thoughts...
