Mere Mortals

Before Mere Mortals became notorious for the savage rape and murder of a slew of elderly men during their March 1986 sex rampage, they were very adept at playing musical instruments (including, but not limited to, the pan flute). They ran away from home at the tender age of seven-and-a-half, had a four-year affair with a senator's wife, found a van full of methadone, seduced Corey Haim, tickled a clown to death with a very long feather, and then recorded these songs in a mausoleum in Belgium. Thank you, Satan. Fuck you, Jesus.