What the hell is there to say about me, other than I'm Ben. I do things. I like penguins (hence Benguin). I'm an unemployed hobo. Was raised in San Diego, lived in Chino for awhile, but now I'm back home. I draw stick figures of Spartans from the movie 300. I use big words for no good goddamn reason. I absolutely love Iron Maiden, Guitar Hero, and my best friend in the whole world Jessie.
Speaking of, you'll probably see me talk about her endlessly if you keep any kind of tabs on the bulletins I post. What can I say, I love that girl with all of my heart (and soul, assuming it's not already pitch black and broken). She means the world to me and I would do absolutely anything if it would put a smile on her face. She makes me happier than anything else on the face of this Earth (and that includes chocolate cake). The only thing keeping us apart at this point is a pesky little thing called "North America." But even all the way out in Canada, she's always in my thoughts just like I'm in hers. Jessie is the kind of girl I've waited my entire life to meet, I'm definitely not letting her go without a fight. So if you're reading this right now: I love you, Jessamine. And I always will.
There are also other several people that mean enough to me to warrant a mention in this little space here. So I'll take a minute to fulfill their egos.
Auwie: my wonderful sister. She's been right by my side my whole life. She listens to me, even if it's 2 in the morning and she has school and work the next morning (sorry about that, by the way).
Senor Briones: There are very few people who you can be away from for years, then get back together and it's not like a single day has gone by. Marco is one of those people.
Zuniga: Not only the best English teacher ever, but a great friend. She's helped me out of several quite tricky situations and I am eternally grateful.
The Homeboys in Chino: Pacman, Joey, Ralph, Bear-toe, Pinkbeard, Patrick, Steve... I miss those guys. We had some good times.
Tiffany: the future movie star. So cool to hang out and go to concerts with. When she's big and famous I'll get to brag that I knew her way back when. Because I'm cool like that. But nobody will believe me.
There's more, but I can only go on and on for so long. So if I didn't mention you, don't get upset. I probably just didn't have anything particularly worthwhile to say about you. Don't think it means I don't care, though.
If you can't get enough of my crazy online antics, you should head over to my Facebook or Xanga . There's also MSN Live and Yahoo 360 , but those aren't updated with any sort of frequency. If you want to check them for giggles though then by all means knock yourself out. Finally, there's Savage Boredom , the comic I used to run. I don't touch it anymore, but all the comics I ever made are still there for your viewing pleasure if you happen to be curious.
If you want to contact me for some reason:
Email:
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AIM: ChaosTheorySD
The Benguinator
Yahoo: ChaosTheorySD
MSN:
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I am also founder of the world's greatest mock-emo band,
Cry Over Spilt Milk (or xCOSMx for you hardcore types). We haven't written - or really even thought about - any songs, but we're awesome goddamnit! I mean seriously, with a name like that how could you possibly go wrong?
