Frank "The Big Wooden Fish"

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4Hello- UGH-*cough* *cough* Sorry about that, i smoke too many ciggs. Anyways, im Frank the fish. Im Erin's sex slave and she suggested that i make a myspace. I enjoy my ciggs, drinking like a fish (no pun intended), going down on people, and watching the television. I was first discovered by Erin when she was coming down off of a drug known as Ecstasy. I was hanging on a wall next to her guest bed at the cape. She sat on the bed and started rocking back and forth singing and yelling about fish. "THERE ARE FUCKING FISH EVERYWHERE, WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE", she screamed. This went on for about an hour until she finally lifted her head up and saw me. We both knew it was love at first sight. I could see her eyes get wider, i thought she was over-ridden with love, but i later realized it was because of all the meth in her ecstasy pills. Her friends (my neglectful past owners) bobby and tommy came into the room and shoved two pills down her throat and put her to sleep, but she stayed awake talking about me for hours. I was overjoyed to say the least. Ever since that night the two of us have been inseperable!