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teh oen

About Me

Me? I own, it's what I do. I sleep in til like at least after noon and stuff cause I pretty much think that mornings suck and are just dumb anyway. So after I wake up like I check my downloads right? Cause I like to pirate stuff cause i think that like record companies and movies and studios have too much money and like maybe I don't and that's not right. So after I do that I usually like make a food, mostly beef jerky and coke. Then when I feel like i'm not hungry anymore I go own some noobs. I like to play games, like good games tho, not ones that suck. I played a lot of StarCraft, then the UO, but then I wanted to shoot people in the face and so I got Counter-Strike, i got pretty good and killed a lot of people, I pretty much owned it up. Then I got all into EQ and blowing shit up. Then I went to WoW and owned there too, like I had level 60 pretty quick but it took me longer than most people cause I kept running into noobs everywhere and I can't let them just walk around all noobish, like i gotta show 'em how much i own right?
So then WoW went all carebear so I went back to EQ but decided shooting people is a lot of fun too, so I put like this counterstike skin on my character so instead of casting spells and swords and dumb stuff I just shoot them in the head. it owns, like me.
After I own as many noobs as possible it's usually like 5am or something and i'm like oh noes i had a paper due so then i email my professor and tell him my leg is bleeding and i'll bring it tomorrow. then I do it again. it owns.
So yeah, i like to play games and i watch a lot of movies, i work in a movie store and so i know like everything there is to know about movies right? So like people ask for crappy movies like that suck and I just tell them to rent stuff like Dragonheart and V for Vendetta cause those movies remind me of myself. they own!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A girl that owns, and that doesn't look like sadness. I would like someone that thinks like me so that we don't fight to much and can spend less time yelling and more time like kissing and stuff, and maybe like play some tetris so she can see how much i own and still like accomplish something other than dying.

My Blog

insane pwnage.

so liek I was playing CS last night and my whole team gets rushed like noobs and dies, so then i had to be all smart cause I only had a scout with 10 shots left. so like it was me vs. like 5 CTs, and...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 01:43:00 GMT

ownage!!1!

so like today totally owned. like i woke up at 4:00 and was like man i slept in, that owns!so liek my roommates tried to make fun of me for wearing a santa hat but i was like whatever i own you and t...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 15:38:00 GMT