for those retards that read shit like this(you)here it goes....My names Chris Salazar im (your age) years old. I was raised in a small province in the mountains of kyrgyzstan by a pack of wild sand *******. I snuck on a vessel headed to the americas to pursue my career of becoming a model. soon enough I landed a job sporting jock straps for nike and my career skyrocketed from there.I now model for hanes and abercrombie(its a new company). Im very close friends with ringo star, napoleon dynamite,TI, prince,kim peek,Courtney Love, rick james,AFI,lil john,paul wall,and the rolling stones.Im currently attending College/High school in Corpus Christi at Del Mar College. when im at home U can find me playing Xbox 360(Rock band, GHWT,Halo, and gears of war). I enjoy going fishing,hunting,swimming, playing sports,doin crazy shit on dirt bikes (ive got like 2 feet of air before),goin out on the boat,shooting the guns,textn,and PaRtYn HaRd.  wanna get 2 know me message me. my numbers 361425332guess it n dont call me:)))
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