Well, what would you like to know? I'm a girl. If you haven't figured that out already, why the hell are you reading this anyway? But do you really want to know me? I'm telling you it will take a while, but here's something to give you an idea...
I'm girly. I'm "one of the guys". I'm the sweetest person you'll ever meet. I'm a sarcastic bitch. I keep people at a distance. I trust people too easily. I have never been in love . I'm in love with a lot of things. I'm a romantic. I'm light-hearted and silly. I like loud music. I am in love with slow sappy songs or just slow songs in general... I try my hardest. I'm a slacker. I'm cute. I'm not conceited. I am loved. I am alone. I am envied. I am pitied. I am an attention whore. I enjoy alone time. I like to sing. Actually, I love to sing. I've been told I have a nice voice. I'm confident. I'm unassured. I'm my biggest critic. I'm lazy. I'm energetic. I'm happy. I'm depressed. I can be your best friend. Unfortunately I can't be your greatest enemy. :P I have a sense of humour. I'm easy to please. I'm complicated. I'm a computer geek. Haha, not really, but I do know more about computers than the average girl. I hate being angry. I enjoy feeling depressed. (Awkward, hey?) I believe in karma . I'm not very superstitious. I love my life. I sometimes wish I could disappear. I clean when I have a lot of energy. (Which could be why it doesn't happen too often.) I enjoy learning. I'm definitely not easily motivated unless I want something. I really value honesty. I sometimes lie about the little things. I tell it like it is. I avoid confrontation. I'm intelligent. I have a lot to learn. I'm classy. Well... when I'm not being one of the boys, of course.
Favourite Pastimes
*Laughing so hard it hurts and tears come to my eyes
*Telling people off when I'm drunk
*Making sound effects/odd noises
*Walking around the house in a towel (apparently)
*Telling stories
*Using sarcasm... properly!
Interesting Facts About Me:
*I hate wearing non-matching socks. It honestly pisses me off.
*The weather affects my mood. I'm never happier than when it's pouring rain, and I'm usually irritated when it's windy and freezing.
*I'm currently taking French classes. I would like to become fully bilingual. I'm thinking of getting a job with the Government afterward.
*You wouldn't be able to tell from my profile, but I'm pretty funny. I think it's because I'm a quick thinker, so comebacks and punchlines come to me like nothing.
*Insects creep me out. I had a few bad experiences when I was a child. Plus I don't know for sure if I'm deathly allergic to bee/wasp stings, so if one comes near me I squeal. My fears go in this order: Spiders > Bees/Wasps > Grasshoppers > Moths, etc.
*I have noticed that I am a country music fanatic to this day. I think I always will be.
*I have a crazy imagination and I daydream frequently.
*I have the weirdest and possibly most boring dreams ever. Unless, of course, I'm having a nightmare, which happens almost once a week.
*I used to get déjà vu all the time, but I haven't experienced it much lately. It's weird, but I kinda miss it.
*The movie "Fantasia" can put me to sleep within 15 minutes. It was the only movie I had when I was a kid. It is very soothing to me.
*I cry at sad movies. If I'm in the theatre, I try my hardest not to. But sometimes it happens.
*I can be completely content with doing nothing for large amounts of my day. It's not that I'm that lazy, I just enjoy being without stress.
*When I'm watching TV, listening to music, ANYTHING with a volume control with numbers instead of a bar, they have to be on even numbers. Is it neurotic? A little. Why do I do it? I don't know.
*My long list of past nicknames includes #2 and Sweet Tits. There's a story behind both, as you probably would have guessed.
*I can't roll my r's. It frustrates me. Especially because of the whole French thing, it's kind of important.
*I have an incredible memory when it comes to birthdays, random facts, and small details. If I ever forget to wish someone a happy birthday, it's probably because I don't actually know the date that day.
*I'm very competitive. Not with sports, there is no way that I am going to be good at those. But when it comes to bowling, playing pool, or playing board games, I really get into it. I'm not vicious, just intense.
*I have a secret that nobody knows and probably never will. And now it's going to drive you crazy.
*I can't eat carrots by themselves. Something about them makes it impossible for me to enjoy. Sometimes they make me gag.
*I'm probably the most completely random person you may meet. I'm incredibly spontaneous, and I like to run around in the pouring rain and go puddle-jumping. Oftentimes I receive the line, "I can't believe you just said that." It happens.
*I'm kind of a spelling and grammar fanatic. Let's practice this one kids, 'alright' is not a word. It is 'all right'. 'Already' is a word. Don't be afraid to use apostrophes. And it's 'should have', not 'should of'. I know we say it like that, because we talk fast and we usually say 'should've'. Hearing the words "I seen that" makes me want to strangle you. It's "I SAW that". By the way, iF u TyPe LyK DiS iMmA pUnCh U iN dA mOuF. kthxbye
