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My name here

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

What about YOU?

My Interests

Meeting my friends' dads.

I'd like to meet:

Your dad.

Music:

I'm deaf.

Movies:

I hate movies.

Television:

Television is for people who can't read.

Books:

I can't read.

Heroes:

No one inspires me.

My Blog

the drink

I wish I could drink like a lady,I'll have one or two at the most.Three and I'm under the table,Four and I'm under the host.
Posted by My name here on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:31:00 PST

who wouldn’t?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
Posted by My name here on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:24:00 PST

why bother?

Razors pain you, Rivers are damp,Acids stain you, And drugs cause cramp.Guns aren't lawful, Nooses give,Gas smells awful. You might as well live.
Posted by My name here on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:21:00 PST

quitter

I'm never going to accomplish anything; that's perfectly clear to me. I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the roster of Those Who Do Things. I don't do anything. Not one ...
Posted by My name here on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 07:14:00 PST

indeed

I might repeat to myself, slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound  if I can remember any of the damn things.
Posted by My name here on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 07:11:00 PST

word play

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself. Basically, it's made up of two separate words  "mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so ...
Posted by My name here on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 01:44:00 PST

Deep thought?

I can imagine a world of love, peace, and no wars. Then I imagine myself attacking that place because they would never expect it.  
Posted by My name here on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 07:55:00 PST

If you are reading this then this warning is for you...

If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you ...
Posted by My name here on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 03:10:00 PST