pink, green sidekick bumpers, getting paid for reading/staring, dairy queen, true friends, tattoos, the smell of boy, my sister, dancing, justin timberlake, walking around in my underwear, vegetable sushi, candy, pop corn, kittens named mud, respect, feminists, veggie burgers, over reacting, text messaging, massages, making out, singing out loud, napping, catching up on my correspondence, chex mix, cackling with heidi
I'd like to meet:
i have a big fatty fat crush on bill "crutchmaster" shannon
someone who wants me to call him "j" but who i call "e." someone who likes to read, and sleep. someone who will challenge me. someone who will cuddle any time, and has no preference for cuddling position. someone to introduce me to new music. that i can dance with. that hates holidays and knows what v-day is (www.day.org). that i have something to talk about with for hours. that makes everything i say dirty. that understands my weird sense of humor. that doesn't let an nice wall stand in their way. someone that knows not to use the c-word. but knows that "cunt" is fair game. someone who understands how much i love dance. someone willing to come near by once in a while...someone who will see if he fits any of the things in my "who i'd like to meet" section. someone who won't underestimate the power of a phone call, or an excellent set of stairs...
Music:
fiona apple, regina spektor, tegan and sara, the blow, alanis morissette, mirah, cat power, let's face it...any woman singer. gregory douglass, howie day, john mayer, oh, and justin timberlake.
Television:
friends, CSI, law and order: SUV (yes SUV)
Books:
cunt, autobigraphy of a blue eyed devil, the vagina monologues, anything augusten burroughs, anything david sedaris
