Evil: God is not interested in technology... He knows nothing of the potential of the micro-chip or the silicon revolution. He's obsessed with making the grass grow and getting rainbows right... Look at what he spends his time on. 43 species of parrot! Nipples for men!
--------Time Bandits (1981)
All you need to know about me is that if you don't like Eternal Sunchine of the Spotless Mind or Time Bandits that we might not get along. If you do, than we'll get along beautifully.
I'm also not too fond of republicans, or anyone overly religious unless it's in a more intellectual philosophical way.
I don't take myself that seriously.
I also don't believe in the supernatural, though I want to be a vampire...
...........or a zombie.
I love lamp.
I think Guiness is the one perfect man-made creation.
I don't like Scientologists either, except Beck, I love Beck.
I'm usually not very talkative, but with alcohol I usually can't shut up.
How am I not myself?....myself.....How am I.....not myself?
My name is Kurt
I'm German-ish, everyone thinks I'm jewish
Hockey is my favorite sport.
Escalators can never break down, they can only become stairs. (Mitch Hedberg was a great man and a true philosopher. RIP.)
It's not my imagination, there is a gun in my back.
Online tests are fun.
You Are Guinness
You know beer well, and you'll only drink the best beers in the world.
Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them.
When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all - especially about subjects you don't know well.
But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around.
What's Your Beer Personality?
Honestly I think of myself as politically being around the middle, but according to this test I took I'm fucking leftist as you can get.
You scored as Anarchism,
Anarchism
92%
Socialist
83%
Democrat
75%
Communism
58%
Green
50%
Republican
0%
Nazi
0%
Fascism
0%
What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In?
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I'm very happy with what action heroes I'm like.
.. You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow, Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.
Captain Jack Sparrow
79%
Neo, the "One"
75%
Lara Croft
67%
Batman, the Dark Knight
67%
Indiana Jones
58%
William Wallace
58%
The Amazing Spider-Man
50%
El Zorro
42%
James Bond, Agent 007
38%
The Terminator
33%
Maximus
33%
Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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I didn't expect something this dark. I wanted to be a vampire. A happy vampire.
You scored as fallen angel, You are a fallen angel. You once were a chosen one by God and then were disowned by him after being seduced by Satan. You now hate everyone who is happy as you are not, and you constantly long for what you once had. You sometimes wonder why you even bother, but keep trying anyways.
fallen angel
100%
faerie
70%
angel
60%
vampire
40%
mermaid
30%
Which mythological creature is most like you?
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Awesome!!!!
You scored as Venom, As Venom: the symbiote further enhances Gargan's superhuman attributes including his agility and strength (enabling him to lift 45 tons optimally), and granting him the ability to cling to almost any surface, block Spider-Man's spider-sense, and enable him to blend in with the background.Vemon (Mac Gargan) has the intellectual skills of an average detective, though he is mentally unstable.
Venom
80%
Doctor Doom
70%
Winter Soldier
55%
Green Goblin
50%
Juggernaut
30%
Magneto
15%
What Mavel Villain would you be?
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Weird. I didn't see Spiderman. I wish it was Wolverine.
You scored as Spider-Man, Spider-Man can cling to most surfaces, has superhuman strength and is roughly 15 times more agile than a regular human. He has been able to lift 15 tons under optimal conditions, but his current strength level after his rebirth has yet to be determined. The combination of his acrobatic leaps and web-slinging enables him to travel rapidly from place to place. His spider-sense provides an early warning detection system linked with his superhuman kinesthetics, enabling him the ability to evade most any injury, provided he doesn't cognitively override the autonomic reflexes.
Spider-Man
80%
Wolverine
65%
Mister Fantastic
50%
Blade
45%
Captain America
40%
Iron Man
40%
The Hulk
25%
The Thing
20%
What Marvel Hero would you be (Version 2)?
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Look, I'm Bender the lovable rascal! Big surprise (not sarcastic at all) [yes that was sarcastic] {No, I'm just a big lier} (shut up you) [????]
You scored as Hey...You're Bender!, You drink too much. You're shady. You are probably a thief...But you're still a good friend. Well, you're a good friend when you have to be. Like everyone else, you have bad habits. Maybe yours are a little extreme, but that doesn't mean you're not an all around cool person. HEY! Give me back my Wallet!!!
Hey...You're Bender!
100%
Oh, Bless your heart. You're Professor Farnsworth
67%
All Hail MOM
50%
Oh, my God. You're Fry.
50%
You, darling...are Leela.
33%
You're Hermes mon.
17%
Get over yourself...AMY
17%
Zapp Brannigan. You jerk.
17%
Ewe. You're Dr. Zoidberg
0%
Who is Your Futurama Alter-Ego? (PICS!!)
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