Lesbian Jokes. |
Im sure that you have probably read or heard these before but, some of them are fuuny.
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet. 2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? A...
Posted by Jackie on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 01:50:00 PST |
The Human Mind. |
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the lt...
Posted by Jackie on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 01:02:00 PST |
Dear Kotex.. lol |
Dear Kotex, I recently noticed that the peel-off strip of my pantiliner had a bunch of "Kotex Tips for Life" on it. Annoying advice such as: - Staying active during your period can relieve cramps. - A...
Posted by Jackie on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 12:34:00 PST |
Before I was a mom... |
Before I was a Mom, I slept as late as I wanted and never worried about how late I got into bed. I brushed my hair everyday.
Before I was a Mom, I cleaned my house each day. I never tripped over ...
Posted by Jackie on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 12:25:00 PST |
21 Clues A Woman Should Call It A Night |
1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is.2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my buttwhile yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move around.3. I've suddenly decide...
Posted by Jackie on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 01:24:00 PST |
Female and Male Prayers lol |
FEMALE PRAYER:
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speak...
Posted by Jackie on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 12:29:00 PST |
Things You may or may not know. |
THINGS YOU MAY (OR MAY NOT KNOW) If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you passed flatus for...
Posted by Jackie on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 12:17:00 PST |
