About Me
i like to watch out for evil reindeer. they try to kill my nice reindeer. my reindeer are very special in my lifetime. ok so about me my name is santa claus. or st nick as some of you know me by. my wife is a whole 26 years of age. i also like to watch out for them preppy bitches. ahhhh. anyway i like to drink like a motha fucka. and i also just love to burn it while i'm singing sum christmas carols. oh yes i do. i have a cat and a duaghter. they love to just mingle together. its kinda cute actually. anyway more about me, my wife is one sexy monster. i named her boobs. damn their hot. she is the love of my lifetime. and so are my reindeer,and my cat and my daughter. i am absolutely in love with deliverin' gifts to nice little boys and girls every year. it never gets old even though i am. well if u would like to sit on my lap just gimme a holla!!
