Tony the Quaker Guy

First and foremost, I'm a Cocksman. But Just because I'm smiling and wearing a silly hat doesn't mean I can't FUCK YOU UP. It's good to keep an open mind, so I take in the occasional Klan meeting to really mix it up a bit. What do I do for a living? I am the Quaker Oats guy dammit. I have done many things in my life such as a Baker, Pirate, Farmhand, Village Idiot, and believe it or not I was the Nations Top Sales Rep for General Mills...that's actually true...I'm just seeing if you're paying attention. What do I love to do? Generaly create havoc, get into all kinds of shenanigans, and tomfoolery. ON a serioous note, I am a Mascot, Actor, and Model...I would love to make my living doing all of those things...it's a work in progress. I know this all may sound kind of corny but I am corny. Now if I haven't lost you at this point...and you don't think I'm a total dork, please don't be afraid to say hello, or you can fuck off and die, whichever one you prefer, or comes first. Please keep in mind If I don't make my sales quota each quarter I get as Surly as mullet headed, wifebeater wearing, Nascar lovin' Redneck with a 24 pack of Bud in em' Not to mention I also moonlight as a male stripper, i can drop it like a hot potato to the Funkiest beats when the mood strikes me right. It's all about the B.A.R.L.E.Y. Baby!!