Kid Funky Fried

To conquer fear is the beginning of wisdom.

Hi there, friends call me Coley.
I am in a relationship, I am not interested in other options.
I have very strange and strong beliefs. I believe in the Law of Attraction and self love... Life is what you want it to be. You control your reality. The best advice I could ever give someone is to know and love yourself.
I think people who have random sex with numerous people is pretty much disgusting. Seriously...genital herpes is not cool, mmmk. I love my country but, hate what it has become. I believe our government is...well, i rather not say.
My communication skills pretty much suck. I hate my cell phone, im great at destroying them. That expensive habit has led to me using it less and less. I hardly answer phone calls but, I do reply to most texts or messages once I get around to checking them.
I don't party as much as I used to. Its very rare if you catch me at a house party.
I love being myself and find its more comfortable to do that around people I know and trust. Which is why I have a couple of my "regular" spots, anyone who knows me can probably tell you where that would be.
My privacy is something very important to me. I'm very picky about who I choose to be in my life. It takes alot of patience to figure me out.
I have a bad mouth and don't take authority very well. I don't get along with everyone but, try to...sometimes. One of my signs of affection is giving people shit. You wont want to be around me if you cant take a few jokes.
..Um im sure theres more to say here but, I'll spare you the reading.