A Storm Is Coming |
Not a gay storm, but the terrifying Storm, as predicted by the buffalo man in ex-convict Shadow's nightmares, the impeccable but suspicious Mister Wednesday, the wild Irishman, and the black coroner w...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Jul 2009 09:20:00 GMT |
Tippy Tippy Tay |
I paint swatches I already have and knock on locked doors of empty buildings. Academy, you make a fool of me. But I love you still. C&D (the terrifying sequel) is full of adorable ESL students who can...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jun 2009 20:53:00 GMT |
All the Whores and Politicians |
I'm disoriented.The city was sad and forbidding, today. Maybe I've been reading Rorschach's narration too much. Everyone seemed shifty. I felt voyeuristic, peering in people's open windows. In one hot...
Posted by on Tue, 19 May 2009 22:46:00 GMT |
Started Out As Such An Ugly Duckling |
I'm watching a show on the travel channel about Vegas (how appropriate). I think my mom and I should totally go to a Male Revue. Thunder from Down Under looks pretty adorable, but I dig the idea of Am...
Posted by on Sun, 17 May 2009 20:14:00 GMT |
I'm Workin' On My Roar |
When I was about 6, I had a huggable stuffed Simba who talked. You squeezed his toe, he'd say "HAHA, THAT TICKLES." His head: "I'M GONNA BE KING." His tail: "RAWR - I'M WORKIN' ON MY ROAR." His stomac...
Posted by on Wed, 13 May 2009 00:13:00 GMT |
Mumsasaurus Rex |
Happy Mahjah's Day eHow old was your mom when she had you?
Thirty. And she thought she was old. What are her three best qualities? A sense of humor, incredible tolerance, and spontaneity.What amazin...
Posted by on Sun, 10 May 2009 10:43:00 GMT |
Conversation Is Dead |
Ew, Uncle Baird was right. Blood is thicker than other bodily fluids. And Heart Juice is hella viscous.
What is a dead-end song? Man, I spend too much time inside my head and not enough at the draw...
Posted by on Tue, 05 May 2009 10:54:00 GMT |
I Wanchoo Sooo Baaad |
It's drivin' me mad, it's drivin' me maaad. Chompin' at the bit. Italy looms. I'm a lucky girl :) Ew, the Chinese guy on Millionaire Matchmaker just said "vagina" about 10 times in a row. Calm down, b...
Posted by on Fri, 01 May 2009 00:56:00 GMT |
Mundane Mushelle and the Molding Mushroom |
I've been having a lot of nightmares lately.
Last night, I was in Walgreens with Peter Griffin. We were inventing naughty uses for ordinary toiletries. He had a mouth on him. Then I was in Italy, ...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Apr 2009 17:38:00 GMT |
Dialectics |
Heads and Hands is my life. (Proper grammars are not.) So we were trying to picture a Rockwellian city in which everyone looks like Norman Rockwell's lovable ruddy-nosed characters. We've all seen at ...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Apr 2009 00:23:00 GMT |
