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Jonathan

Don't dwell on the past cause you're missing out on today

About Me


Beauty only catches your attention.....
but personality captures your heart!
I am a Hopeless Romantic
Expectations are only going to lead to disappointment..

Some basic information about me. I’m a single dad with two beautiful little girls. I’ve been happily divorced for over two and a half years now. I’m not on here to look for the next great love of my life, just here to make new friends and talk to friends I already have.
I have equal custody of my little girls, none of that every other weekend stuff. I spend as much time with my daughters as possible and they will always come first.
I enjoy going out dancing and hanging out with my friends. Not to say I don’t enjoy staying home and watching a movie and making dinner, and yes I can cook. I love the outdoors as well, hunting, fishing, camping and going to the lake to enjoy some sun.
Fair warning I’m a big flirt and very sarcastic, could be because I’m a bartender. I also really dislike fake and dishonest people, not to mention it’s a waste of time lying about who you are.
I’m known for being very outspoken, forward and blunt so don’t attempt to think I’m naive by any means.
The world is your stage, and everyone in it is your audience, whether they like it or not. Your favorite place to have sex is the pitcher's mound of a ball stadium, under the arena lights. You are extremely loud when having sex. You don't mind people watching, taking pictures or videotaping you no matter what you're doing. Your motto is It's all about ME!

My Interests

Spending as much time as possible with my two beautiful daughters......
Hanging out with my friends at the bar aka John Deere Mafia!
Well and of course your typical Redneck activities like skinny dipping, hunting fishing, 4-wheelin and muddin or just simply put tear shit up and havin a good time!
I love to go drinkin and dancin at Midnight Rodeo and sometimes Grahams, anything other then that ask...........

I'd like to meet:

The Woman in my Dreams (and I think I found her)

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jonathan
Birthday: July 6, 1977
Birthplace:
Current Location: Texas BABY!
Eye Color: deep blue
Hair Color: dark brown
Height: 5' 8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: scottish, german, italian and american indian
The Shoes You Wore Today: my boots of course
Your Weakness: beautiful eyes
Your Fears: losing her
Your Perfect Pizza: supreme or meat lovers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: go back to school
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: that all depends on what I did the night before
Your Best Physical Feature: Hmmm my eyes I guess
Your Bedtime: Im a bartender take a guess
Your Most Missed Memory: having a woman to come home to
Pepsi or Coke: crown n' coke!
MacDonalds or Burger King: ill pass
Single or Group Dates: singles are more romantic
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: not a big tea fan
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: trying to quit
Do you Swear: tryin to quit that to
Do you Sing: in the car sure lol
Do you Shower Daily: sure do
Have you Been in Love: yes a long time ago
Do you want to go to College: been there need to go back
Do you want to get Married: yes but making sure this one will last
Do you belive in yourself: certainly do!
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: yes I think so
Are you a Health Freak: not as much as I should be
Do you get along with your Parents: yup sure do they live next door lol
Do you like Thunderstorms: love them, very romantic
Do you play an Instrument: nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: well of course
In the past month have you Smoked: yes, only cigarettes though
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope just high on life
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes I have
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: hmm dont think so
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: lol no comment
In the past month have you been Dumped: hmm depends
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes i love to
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope, well maybe a few kisses
Ever been Drunk: most certainly have lol
Ever been called a Tease: all the time
Ever been Beaten up: back in grade school lol
Ever Shoplifted: over a decade ago maybe
How do you want to Die: quick and painless
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I still have no clue, how sad is that
What country would you most like to Visit: austrailia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dark brown lol
Favourite Hair Color: brunettes
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: shorter then me
Weight: as long as youre fit
Best Clothing Style: sexy but not trashy
Number of Drugs I have taken: dont care as long as youre not an addict
Number of CDs I own: who cares lol
Number of Piercings: a few are good
Number of Tattoos: a few
Number of things in my Past I Regret: who the hell cares

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Music:

Texas Country, Kevin Fowler, Cory Morrow, Aaron Watson, Randy Rogers, Jack Ingram, Honeybrowne and many more but George Strait is by far my all time favorite country artist.
I also like Rock and Booty Music aswell, the list could go on forever...........

Your Personality Profile
You are dependable, popular, and observant.
Deep and thoughtful, you are prone to moodiness.
In fact, your emotions tend to influence everything you do.

You are unique, creative, and expressive.
You don't mind waving your freak flag every once and a while.
And lucky for you, most people find your weird ways charming! The World's Shortest Personality Test

Your Ideal Relationship is Serious Dating
You're not ready to go walking down the aisle.
But you may be ready in a couple of years.
You prefer to date one on one, with a commitment.
And while chemistry is important, so is compatibility. What's Your Ideal Relationship?

Your Hidden Talent
You have the power to persuade and influence others.
You're the type of person who can turn a whole room around.
The potential for great leadership is there, as long as you don't abuse it.
Always remember, you have a lot more power over people than you might think! What's Your Hidden Talent?

Movies:



The Notebook, Van Wilder, The Last Samurai, Pure Country, The Cowboy Way, 8 Seconds, and Dirty Dancing just to name off a few. I love to just rent a bunch of movies and make a night of it.

Television:

Don't get much time to actually watch TV anymore. But some of my favorites are Desperate Housewives, CSI, Law & Order SVU, Two and a Half Men, and Las Vegas.
Your Seduction Style: The Charmer
You're a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement.
You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you.
By establishing this deep connection quickly, people feel under your power.
And then you've got them exactly where you want them! What Is Your Seduction Style?

Books:

Maxim and Stuff. Magazines are books to you know.

Heroes:

My greatest Hero would have to be my Dad. There are others that I admire for thier contributions but none can top my Dad.

My Blog

Life of a Bartender

The Life of a Bartender Most people would sell their soul along with Grandma's house and their yarbels for the ability to roll into work at 9pm, pour drinks, drink said drinks, listen to music, dance,...
Posted by Jonathan on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 11:13:00 PST

Where do I begin

Oh were do I begin here. For starters I've been pretty bummed out since this past Saturday because of this amazing girl I met. She could've been "the one" but I don't think I'm ever going to get her b...
Posted by Jonathan on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 10:58:00 PST

Dating, Why?

Why?   Why do MOST women have to have an emotional attachment to a guy before she sleeps with him? Then once she has slept with him it becomes a physical attachment as well.   Then on the ot...
Posted by Jonathan on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 02:15:00 PST

Words to live by!

* Don't cry over anyone who won't cry over you. * Actions speak louder than words. * Good friends are like stars....You don't always see them, but you know they are always there. * Life's short. If yo...
Posted by Jonathan on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 11:53:00 PST

What I'd do

Things I would do for the Perfect Woman! 1. Hugs from behind.2. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other (don't make her grab mine).3. When standing, wrap my arms around her.4. Cuddle with ...
Posted by Jonathan on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 03:29:00 PST

Key to Relationships!

This is how I see Relationships, so if this theory/method bothers you then nothing will probably happen between us sorry. IF you and I were in a relationship as a couple for a few months or ...
Posted by Jonathan on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 12:44:00 PST

My Perfect Woman!

Here are some of the things I am looking for in a woman........... Age - Doesn't really matter all that much to me. Height - 5'0" to 5'8" Weight: 100 to 150 lbs I guess, muscle weighs more ...
Posted by Jonathan on Thu, 11 May 2006 07:53:00 PST

Anger Management

Anger Management When I have the occasional bad day and need to take it out on someone, I don't take it out on my loved ones anymore... I got the idea one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembe...
Posted by Jonathan on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 07:41:00 PST

Sex, What Not To Do

1) NOT KISSING FIRST.Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes herfeel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth bycutting out non essentials. A pro...
Posted by Jonathan on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 09:04:00 PST