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Just Call Me CRASH.

Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it - Jules Renard

About Me


I'm Allison. I'm 24. I'm not cool, but I have a cool boyfriend. I don't have a job and I mooch off of him. I'm graduating in December and I probably still will not get a "real" job. Gary...go away...I'm writing this About Me section.
He's about right. I can't think of anything better, so that works. If you wanna know something, then ask. Although, I can't promise you that I care to answer you.
Somethings to consider - If you do not message me before sending me a friend request, I will not accept you unless I already know you in some shape or form. I will also not accept your BAND unless I know who you are, like you, or know a member of your band already. Your music probably sucks anyway. If you have 1 bazillion friends, I will not accept you because I am not in the practice of being 1 bazillion and one. I mean seriously, you don't actually talk to every single one of them. Next, if you bother me with stupid ass bulletins 14 times a day about sending you comments or other dumb shit, I will delete you. I don't care who you are. That is annoying and desparate. If you are that desparate for people to tell you that they like you, go see a shrink. I guess that is all for now. Well, have an awesome day!!!

My Interests

Mainly school, but I love tinkering with my truck too. She is my boyfriend replacement, so I have to take really good care of her. I just got a job in advertising. Not sure how that will work out. Its something new, so at the moment I'm not very good at it. Any tips?!?! Other than that, I think I'm pretty cool...so mainly, my interests are me!! And I pretty much love Peyton Manning...and the rest of my Indy boys too!!!!

I'd like to meet:

ATTENTION BOYS: I am NOT looking for dates on myspace. I have an amazing man already. I am happy and things are great. He is wonderful and TRUST ME...you CANNOT do better. XOXO baby.
I have the GREATEST friends on the planet. They are absolutely amazing and if you think that there is a possibility that you are even close to being as cool as them, hit me up and you can take a shot. I'm willing to meet anyone...that does not mean that I will like you, but you can always take your chances.
However, I WOULD like to meet the kick ass person who did this HoldTheButton.com for 6 days. (click the link)
I would also like to meet Chuck Norris. And, of course, needless to say, Peyton Manning. HE WILL BE MY FIRST EX-HUSBAND.
This is a slideshow of my first ex-husband and I that my friend Meaghan made for me. She is the absolute best and always knows whats good for me. Love ya girl and thanks!!!

Music:

Bloodhound Gang, Jimmie's Chicken Shack and The Vandals are my three favorites, but I also dapple in a little metal every now and then, and I greatly enjoy a bit of classic rock sometimes as well. And right now, I am totally into Three Days Grace... Whatever song is on my profile is the one that holds true to my life at the moment. It changes all the time.

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Movies:

Favorite director is Quentin Terantino. Favorite movie by him is Reservior Dogs. Favorite movie of all time is ConAir. I love the jokes and have favorite quotes from it and things like that. I know the whole movie by heart because I used to watch it every night before I went to bed. I love comedys and dramas too. I don't like scary movies and basically have to be dragged into them by friends. I won't watch them at home though and I don't own a single one.

Television:

Court TV, Cartoons, Nick at Nite, Nickelodeon cartoons, Adult Swim (I love Aqua Teen Hunger Force), Lifetime movies (good for a lazy day at home eating crap food)

Books:

Patricia Cornwell (except for the new stuff, it all sucks), and true crime...oh, and school books too!!!

Heroes:

My parents...awwww, thats so sweet...Now pay up you guys!!! There is also this one guy...he died for my sins...you might know him...

My Blog

Sayings that cover my life pretty well. #9 is my favorite.

Thanks Meaghan. Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two1. I love you not because of who you are, but because ofwho I am when I am with you..2. No man or woman is worth your tears, a...
Posted by Just Call Me CRASH. on Mon, 14 May 2007 10:12:00 PST

The Myspace Sex Scandal

**Good to know that at least SOMEONE figured out that these little children on here just need to GO AWAY cause no one wants their whiny whoreishness.** --me   MySpace Sex Suit Dismissed Judge rul...
Posted by Just Call Me CRASH. on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 06:12:00 PST

Yet another little something for my 80's kids...

Remember this ish?!?! http://www.virtualapple.org/oregontraildisk.html I've been addicted to it for the last couple hours...good times.  You KNOW you miss these days....
Posted by Just Call Me CRASH. on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 03:46:00 PST

How To Live the Good Life...

In this era that we live in, people look for "mood in a bottle".  As a person who has been diagnosed as being depressed and prescribed medication to make me "happy" but stopped taking it awh...
Posted by Just Call Me CRASH. on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 01:09:00 PST

Seriously....

If anyone has any problem with the things that I write in my blog, say something to ME about it. Thank you. There is some really interesting stuff in my earlier blog, unfortunately I believe it has ca...
Posted by Just Call Me CRASH. on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 11:46:00 PST

The return of my favorite blog...with a few changes :)

Some of you may have read the survey I wrote where one of my answers was "If it seems fishy, then wash it."  I wanted to clarify something about that.  Its actually really good advice and I ...
Posted by Just Call Me CRASH. on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 09:48:00 PST

Myspace hates me!!!

According to Jill at least... Anyways, I'm having a problem.  I'm not actually sure how I got on here this time, but I've had myspace problems for the last two days.  I actually went into wi...
Posted by Just Call Me CRASH. on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 06:37:00 PST

Gooch?!?!?

OK- This is probably going to be one really lame blog, but I have to write this down for future reference, and possibly for the betterment of society. I saw a big 18-wheeler gas truck today and r...
Posted by Just Call Me CRASH. on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 10:10:00 PST

All my 80's kids.....remember this????

Body: Anybody under the age of 13 should not read this, and if you do, you should not repost this.Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.It's not like you could remember the ...
Posted by Just Call Me CRASH. on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 05:00:00 PST

The Purpose Driven Life...a really good cut and paste.

About Rick Warren (REMEMBER HE WROTE-PURPOSE DRIVEN LIFE)You will enjoy the new insights that Rick Warren has, with his wife now having cancer and him having "wealth" from the book sales. This is an a...
Posted by Just Call Me CRASH. on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 06:06:00 PST