Craigyola

Bologna – noun, seasoned smoked sausage made of mixed meats, such as beef, pork, and veal.
Pronunciation [ be -lo, -n, -ny ]

Such a weird word bologna is, bologna, why is it spelt this way you might ask, was it named after the capital Bologna somewhere in Italy, did we leave the job of naming/labeling this meat product to a non-high school graduate who was the bosses nephew who got the job due to blood line and wrote a typo and with out spell checking it causing confusion to all of the customers. Who knows really.
The spelling of this recycled meat product can vary so why choose the oddest spelling?

Bologna, why couldn’t it be spelt boloney (which the way it is commonly spelled) or how about Balony , or Baloney, or Bulony, or Balonie, or Balonese, or why not Bologny, or Bologne, or Bolone, it could have been Balowny. Many other ways of spelling Bologna could be Balowne, Bolonese, Bolognese, Bolognie, Balognie.

I was astonished to find the many ways of spelling Bologna, maybe in the end this is the proper spelling.

Once again, I have indulged myself in another simple and yet redundant argument with my self on a meaningless quest to discover the many different ways of spelling Bologna. Why you ask, maybe I just like to get philosophical on your ass. Join me for my next topic, philosophy vs. drugs.

-Craig Lockley 2005-