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Clint

with ambitions that rival that of K-fed.....he enters bloomingdal....er thunderdome.

About Me

SO, I am an amazing person, Im muy modest pour(fr?) el number-o one-o! Im half hispanic, as you can clearly glean from my enchantingly adept use-o of my 50% native tounge. Im deeply deeply sarcasticatious-if you are having any trouble knowing that, internalizing, putting that inside of your body, then I don't feel comfortable around you and in light of that, I MAY never marry you, nothing set in stone but ya know, watch yer ass. I have a few 'loves' on this the earth of man, Family and friends number one, aside from that Im an Actor/Musician/Runner/Artist/Bakery Mixer I am currently training to compete in a couple summer endurance events, after that who knows. Im also on the safe end of a sort of rehabilitation of being, as dramatic as that processes- e'rybody has a book of stories that would break your heart im not going to sit here and type out one of my chapters but- know that im in short supply of innocence and thats nothing new - always kinda been a comfort. Ive been alot of diffrent people in just a handful of years-and I ahh hate talking about myself (typing does not count) Anyway im tired. but I love your moms and dads with semi-equality and gobbs(---under used word alert) of whipped creme. later!-Clint

My Interests

Acting, Improv, Humor, Singing, Running, Fitness, Nutrition, Parkour, Canyoning, Freewalking, Endurance running, Music, Composing, Tori Amos, Piano, Keyboard, Motorola Q, Weight training, Alcohol Sobriety, Glass Blowing (actually I have never been interested in that...even though it is interesting..wait does that mean it is an interest) Emo guys, ninjas, kickboxing, Health, Weapons Training, and Honesty. (why live only half of your truth? I mean we all have those selfy secrets, but really we don't need them and why are you not so in love with the musical stylings of your moms face on elephant grade acid(acid made JUST for elephants.)? Elephants.

I'd like to meet:

Tori Amos, Ani Difranco, Colin Malloy, Conner Oberst, Rob Zombie, John Bingham, La Lohan, Brody Jenner (I wanna hit him in the elbow with my right snow boot, not hard.), Joan Benoit-Samuelson, Jennifer Aniston ('Friends With Money' was brilliant), Sheryl Crow, Judd Apatow and Leslie Mann, Bill Lawrence and Christa Miller, my dad (god thanks for bringing shit like THAT up myspace, ur such douche noz. Im a bit much but its intentional for the humor and If I hafta sit here and explain that to you its NO LONGER FUN(maybe it never was?)NY!) Ellen Pompeo, Jenny Lewis, Myra-Ellen Amos, Gene Kang, Anderson Cooper and not Star Jones (but im a lawer!!) I will specialize in sports conditioning and muscle toning/bodybuilding to fight depression and marathon conditioning, so any future clients as well! ou"....make it easy, easy, easy. We could make this easy, easy love, easy. We could make this easy, make this easy- its not as heavy as it seems. Make this easy, make this easy its not as heavy as it seems. Wrapped in Metal, wrapped in Ivy, Blue Umbrellas, smiling. We could be bouncing off the top of this cloud(I put on my silver).....bouncing off of clouds, we were."

Music:

I love all music - every artist and group in whatever genre available - music is far too expressive to limit yourself to staying within the lines, as is life. I love Nellie Mckay, Bob marley,Le Tigre, Belinda Carslile, Simon and Garfunkle, Ladytron, The Roots, BT,The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Bryce Dudka, Alkaline Trio, Atreyu, Coheed and Cambria, Dolly Parton, Rilo Kiley, Jack Johnson, Andrew Bird, Yellowcard, Fall Out Boy, Sufjan Stevens, My Chemical Romance, Lords of Acid, Thrice, Christina Aguilera, Northern State, Aimee Mann, Jimi Hendrix, Mos Def, Audioslave, Jurassic 5, Aqueduct, No Doubt, Jill Scott, NOFX, David Gray, Tech Nine, Portishead Angie Stone, Sheryl Crow, The Sounds, The Faint, Kanye West, The Starting Line, The Postal Service, Eric Benet, Keane, fischerspooner, Thievery Corperation, Basement Jaxx, Jayz, Hot hot heat, Sublime, The Decemberists, Regina Spektor, The Deftones, Rachael Yamagata, Bright Eyes, Death Cab for Cutie, Korn, Tegan and Sara, The Shins, Peter Bjorn And John, Kate Nash, Amy Winehouse, Fiona Apple, Fiest, Panic! At The Disco, Neutral Milk Hotel, Old Time Relijun, The Hush Sound, The Beatles, Sara Slean, Leona Naess, Travis, Paramore, Nick Cave, Belle and Sebastian, Röyksopp, Nelly Furtado, Tori Amos, Tori Amos, Tori Amos, Steve Miller Band, Aerosmith, Finger Eleven, Feeling Left Out, Bijou Phillips, Britney Spears, Tom Jones, Cibo Matto, Dashboard Confessional, The Bravery, Arcade Fire, Lucious Jackson, Me First and the Gimmie Gimmes, Juliette and the Licks, Madonna, The Rolling Stones, David Byrne, Yoav, Imogen Heap, Melissa Ferrick, Jimmy Buffet, The Beastie Boys, Shiny Toy Guns, Kill Hannah, The Dillenger Escape Plan, Simon and Garfunkle, Over The Rhine, Jenny Owens Young, A Fine Frenzy, The Smashing Pumpkins, The Killers, Franz Ferdinand, Buffalo Phillips, Alice Smith and a shit ton more."They crawl from the oceans to paint in the caves but Im workin all weekend I need to get paid "-Bright Eyes

Movies:

Triplets of Bellville, Wedding Wars, The Halloween Tree, Dummy, A.I. Artificial Intelligence, The House of Yes, Mafia, Four Rooms, Gummo, The Long Kiss Goodnight, Im Reed Fish, Grey Matters, Superbad, Sherrybaby, Volver, Waiting for Guffman, Best In Show, Strangers With Candy, Friends With Money, Mini's First Time, Crash, Caffine, The Island, Happy Endings, Grey Gardens, Sleepwalkers, Drugstore Cowboy, Blow, Adventures in Babysitting, Little Miss Sunshine, London, The Trip, Knocked Up, Clueless, Dirty love to name a few favs. I tend to have a bit of a yang for the indie-black comedy genre but anything with meaning or a lack of meaning in display of meaning or chicken holding an hour-glass and screaming the hungarian wedding song. word?

Television:

Grey's Anatomy, Scrubs, Wondershozen, The Sarah Silverman Program, Chelsea Lately, Robot Chicken, Weeds, and specials on discovery channel to zone out on when your herbaly insfused n junk. Oh and sometimes Maury and Jerry Springer cuz those people have GOT to be acting. Shit is just Not like that, I dont live in a suburban cul-de sac or anything, I have lived in strange country (hehehe I have lived in strange country!!) and city places....never ONCE did I make good buddies with a cross eyed albino(eh.) racist(ew!) hermphrodite(ew?) (if you say it like aphrodite it's kinda pretty, a little.) named Raphellia Johnson-Chang who was sleeping with her sisters girlfriends' ex husbands' 22 year old estranged daughter with another woman, that woman being the amazing Betty White.Never once! Joan Rivers- "Thats ok this face has seen more knives than a Benniheinna(sp?)"

Books:

I have the heart and mind for the phillosophy bit. However, only the attention span tied to a good newspaper or court summons. I love the work of Neil Gaiman-but via other sources...."look for me Ill be a tree"-Tori

Heroes:

Hero worship has never been my game. Everyone plays a hero and a villian depending on the angle.

My Blog

Miley, Baby Mamma, and Amy

Today I woke to The Today Show harping on Miley for "just bein Miley"....ask Leslie.... lol... ok so the picture was snapped by the amazing Annie Lebowitz...Miles could have been down a bottle of scot...
Posted by Clint on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 09:06:00 PST

Really?

Im not so happy. I dont want to talk about why, I just aim to set the mood for my blog entry....(I hate everything about that whole previous word grouping btw...but Im keeping it.) Its just that my sh...
Posted by Clint on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 05:14:00 PST

when it rains....

SO I so seldom turn to my blog as of late. Things have been looking pretty even keel and at times a little ok even.....well I wont be fashionably predictable and cry and moan about my current evenings...
Posted by Clint on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 03:27:00 PST

new song - lame

Sitting down to break my heart again/ another night away from day/ It isnt safe for us to dream of sin/ it isnt safe for us to pray/ I think of nothing but solutions for the next day/ I focus solely...
Posted by Clint on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 02:38:00 PST

new song- Bi-scottie (Biscotti)

Bi-scottie(biscotti)He Was Just a boy building shadows on the brick wall next to me We held just a drop, a drop of hope in oceans of corn and concreteThere were days in forts there were rides round b...
Posted by Clint on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 02:26:00 PST

but I want to...oh you do?

Nobody seems to hear me when I scream "I want out of here". Falling on deaf ears the din just resounds within my own cage. I wanna be a fish out of water but I cant leave my bowl. Everytime I try to r...
Posted by Clint on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 04:17:00 PST

I dont want to be stupid.

Funyuns be kosher. Im also not sure why, but I have a faux Miley Cyrus in my friends list- it was all fun and games at first - but she updates and lies all the time- its just too damn interesting! Dou...
Posted by Clint on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 03:11:00 PST

Ive got secrets (that) cant leave cancun.

blah blah blah - Im so tired. I have tasted everything from birfday cake to defeat .......cake this week. I feel old-for my career choice I should be living elsewhere- and Im a broken record. It look...
Posted by Clint on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 10:43:00 PST

Ani Difranco and special guest Over the Rhine!!!!!Cinci Ohio. 03/05/08

Wow! Jaw twitching levels of happiness inundated my nervous syst(a/em) with eyes peeled widely to reel in the sheer force that is Ani Difranco. She is pure light in the deepest sorrow and pure sorrow ...
Posted by Clint on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 04:41:00 PST

sober so far, sorta?

I am pretty set in my ways once I let someone set them for me, so to avoid this level of helpless want while sobering I decided that I would do it my way and just cold turkey the sum-a bitch on princi...
Posted by Clint on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 02:49:00 PST