Who wants to read what I'm interested in? I'll tell you who... Nobody!Let's not kid ourselves, the only reason you're still here is out of some morbid curiosity. You're thinking, hey, this guy can't really be this dull and boring... Can he? You where hoping that somewhere in my list of general interests would be sky diving, or shark fishing, or jumping off of tall buildings. I mean, that would be great wouldn't it? And I could put that. And it wouldn't be a lie! I am genuinely interested in watching other people do all of those things. I'm just not particularly interested in doing them myself. You see, over the years I've become quite attached to my bones and the fleshy stuff that kind of holds them all in. I'd really rather not have my bones nor my fleshy outer somewhere in the mouth of a great white shark. No more than I desire my bones to be shattered into a million pieces by the impact of falling from a tall building onto the rather hard pavement below. No, the truth of the matter is this... I am only interested in one thing. And I'm not going to tell you what it is!
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Now music is something I can talk about. I love music. Music is food for the soul. I'm sure they say that about something else, but I say it about music. But if you're going to make a big deal about it, then ok, how about this... The way I see it, music makes you dance. It makes me dance. I can't help but have a little jig about the place when there's something playing with a good rhythm to it. At the very least I'll be tapping my foot. But much more likely if I'm in condusive surroundings I'll be dancing away like there's no tomorrow. So the way I see it is like this. Music makes me wear my dancing shoes. So music must be food for the soles.
Ah, now films. That's a good one. I like films, but never seem to get the time to watch any. You see to watch a film, you have to commit at least 90 minutes of your life to the silver screen. And I just don't think I'm ready for that sort of commitment. I don't seem to be able to justify to myself why I should spend 90 minutes doing just that one thing... Watching a movie. No, instead I spend that 90 minutes trying to think of numerous things that I could achieve in that same time. And of course, ultimately at the end of the 90 minutes, I have achieved sod all, and may just have well watched the film. But of course by the time of this moment of realization, the time has already passed and it is all too late. Hence why I have watched practically no films at all. You name 'em, I haven't seen 'em.
TV, now that is a different kettle of fish. Here are my favs... Curb your enthusiasm (the funniest tv programme ever), the office, the american office (even funnier than the uk version), people like us, red dwarf, operation good guys, blackadder, the young ones, bottom, filthy,rich & catflap, the new statesman (are you getting the pattern here..? anything with rik mayall in it!).
If God had wanted us to read books he wouldn't have invented television! However, if you do need a table propping up I can strongly recommend any Harry Potter book.
Oh come on, what is this. Heroes? What's that all about. I mean, what am I supposed to say here...? I don't think I have any heroes. Maybe that's where everything has been going wrong in my life. Maybe I needed a hero. Someone to look up to. Someone to aspire to be. Someone who can imprint some kind of moral code on me. But until then I shall just have to satisfy myself by being a total bastard.