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WTF?! .. .. my made up "Quote" section: "My life is awesome." -Me, bitches!!!"Pigs don't sweat. They don't even have sweat glands. How can you be sweating like a pig?" -To be determined"Pickles and cheese...Cheese...Pickles, extra pickles and cheese...Buns...Pickles and buns and cheese extra cheese..." -Dane Cook (I don't know exactly what he says)"HA! I got you GOOD, FUCKER!" - Super Troopers"Matt, my foot really hurts. REALLY. And nothing EVER hurts when I'm drunk." - Me, Summer 2006, right after I broke a few bones in my foot. (Thanks for not taking me to the hospital when I asked you to. Walking around on the brokeness was awesome for the 3 days I did, and then the cam boot was great for 4 months. LOVE YOU!!!!)"These are big achievements for this country, and the people of Bulgaria ought to be proud of the achievements that they have achieved." --George W. Bush June 11, 2007"Wow! Brazil is big." --George W. Bush, after being shown a map of Brazil by Brazilian president Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva, Brasilia, Brazil, Nov. 6, 2005"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." --George W. Bush, Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004"They misunderestimated me." --George W. Bush, Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000"I rock.com!" --THE matt

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I'd like to meet:

people who have already died before i had the chance to meet them...otherwise, i'm straight. if i want to meet you, i will.CHICAGO BITCHES!!!YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM CHICAGO, IF.....Your living room is called the "front room." (pronounced fronchroom)You don't pronounce the "s" at the end of Illinois, and you become irate at people who do.You measure distance in minutes (especially "from the city"), and everything is pretty much 30 minutes away.You have no problem spelling or pronouncing "DesPlaines."Your school classes were canceled because of the cold weather.Your school classes were canceled because of the hot weather.You've switched from heat to air conditioning in the same day.Your grocery stores don't have sacks; they have bags.You end your sentences with prepositions: "Where's my coat at?" or "If you go to the mall, I wanna go with," or "Come by and pick me up."Your idea of a great sandwich is when the meat is twice as big as the bun, it has everything on it, and a slice of dill pickle is on the side.You always carry jumper cables in your car.You drink "pop," not soda.You understand that I-290, I-90, I-94, and I-294 are all different highways.You know the names of the interstates: Stevenson, Kennedy, Eisenhower, Dan Ryan, and the Edens, but you call them all "EXPRESSWAYS."You refer to anything south of I-80 as "Southern Illinois"You refer to Lake Michigan as "The Lake."You know what the "cribs" are.You refer to Chicago as "The City."The "Super Bowl" refers to one specific game in a series of 35 played in January of 1985.No matter where you are, when you hear the term "Downtown," you immediately assume they're talking about downtown Chicago.You know "the Loop" means Downtown.You have two favorite football teams: The Bears, and anyone who beats the Packers!You read "The Trib."You drive to the North suburbs by taking "The Outer Drive" even though no such road exists.When giving directions - You say ... Go toward Wisconsin; Go South; Go West; Go towards the Lake!You think 35 degrees is great weather to wash your car!You know what Chicago Style Pizza REALLY is.You know what "Italian Beef" is.You know why they call Chicago "The Windy City."You understand what "lake-effect" means.You know the difference between Amtrak and Metra, and know which station they end up at. (Do note the preposition.)You ride the "L."You can distinguish among the following area codes: 847, 630, 773, 708, 312, & 815.You respond to the question "Where are you from with a "side." Example: "WESS SIDE," "SOUT SIDE," or "NORTH SIDE."You wear gym shoes, not sneakers.And, the all time CHICAGO CLASSIC: You have at some time in your life, used your furniture to guard your parking spot in winter.you know you're from Chicago if you know who Peter Francis Geraci is.last, last but not least: you know the phone number for Luna & empire carpet & the "jingle" they have ...;">The Landlord

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"The quickest way to Die"

Do I rob a non-existent life of fun orshould I put a quick bullet to the brain?I saw this coming many years ago.I feed off youYou see the endThere is no cureNothing random, anymore.I'm a zombie.What w...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Oct 2009 22:39:00 GMT

if you can guess what i wrote this about...you might be a savant

The past is always haunting.What did I do?The past fucks the future...Intermingling tales tie torture burning into what could be.If only my mouth were sewn, stapled, seamed shut.Let the demons of my p...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Sep 2009 21:57:00 GMT

teenage angst poetry

11 or 12 years old judging from 6th grade factor   as i sail 'cross the sapphire sea i think what has become of me? first i leave my family to be someone i cannot be? why did i have to act that w...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Dec 2008 20:44:00 GMT

Thanksgiving 08 tentative menu

*orange and sage glazed duck with a cranberry gastrique *tropical sweet potato and pineapple casserole *green beans and roasted walnuts with a balsamic reduction *buttermilk and roasted garlic mashed ...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Nov 2008 21:15:00 GMT

Thanksgiving in Chicago!!!

Yes northern bitches, it's true.  I'll be in early Wednesday morning and staying until Saturday night.  So thats like the 26th thru 29th or something...sick!  Matt and Kathillion, I can...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Nov 2008 21:16:00 GMT

weds and thurs

days off off days stuck in a daze dazed and confused out wandering wandering past passed out out and about about time time is money money is spent well spent. spent the days days off the off days daze...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 00:23:00 GMT

i rock!

today i am super excited!  not only did i manage to forget to set my alarm, so i was late to work which is highly excellent because it allowed me to somewhat sleep in, but then i received some aw...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 20:33:00 GMT

doling out advice

so it has come to my attention that i am apparently awesome at giving advice (thanks for reminding me KATHILLION).  so yeah, anyone can definetly reply to this with any of life's many problems an...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 18:48:00 GMT

10/01/08

irresponsibility, forgetting sensibility, when i find no direction captivating my reflection. how come justic is abandoned and punishments dealt out at random? my freedom comes from faking- my sm...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 05:27:00 GMT

To the BIC CO

To Whom it May Concern:   This letter is written in response to your slanderous usage of the term by which your main product is commonly known as- Permanent Marker. I found in my possession the ...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 18:32:00 GMT