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Devilmaycare

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I edited my profile with your mom. She says hi.
"I am the Dreamer. You are the Dream."
Most people need to be held underwater for a few minutes before they can truly apreciate something as simple as breathing.
I am not one of them.
LIFE IS GRAND! That is my battlecry. If your not having fun in life then get out of my way.
"When life gives you lemons, find somebody you despise and squirt them in the eye...." - Author unknown
How fast can you say your phone number backwards (seriously...try it)?
Don't think of all the things you can do to please me. Such behaviour is dirty and you would be behaving like a slut.

My Interests

NLP, Hypnosis, Extended Sexual Orgasms, Lucid Dreaming, Nanotechnolgy, Cryonics, Egyptology, Herpatology, Psychology, Ancient Societies, Secret Societies, Interpersonal Relationship Technologies, Philosophy, and other dirty, dirty things of which I can not speak without suffering the almighty wrath of Tom.

I'd like to meet:


Intelligent, interesting, open minded, fun, and attractive people who have something they look forward to when they wake up in the morning that doesn't involve inebriation.
if U wrIt lIk ths...then don't bother trying to talk to me. You have the mentality of a five year old and I'm not interested...
I really don't care how hot you think you are. I have to be able to at least pretend to be interested. When you write like a first grader, I really have a hard time faking it, so lets just not bother.
I expect all those asking to be My friend and on My friends list to be responsible, adult members of society. I will not accept members to My friends list who condone acts that are illegal in this country or the country in which that potential "friend" resides. I do not and will never condone illegal, irresponsible behaviour such as using illegal drugs, committing acts of unjustified violence, drinking blood, participating in cannibalism, or anything of that nature. Please note this before asking Me to be your "friend." And if you are denied by Me, this is likely the reason why I have done so. Thank you.

Music:


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GWAR, A Perfect Circle, Tool, Warlock Pinchers, Bethoven, Kidney Thieves, NIN, Skinny Puppy, Marylin Manson, Rob Zombie, NOFX, Dead Kennedys, Slipknot, Bile, Pigface, Fugazi, Bach, John Williams, Eminem, Tupac, Bone, ICP, Full Time Villian.

Movies:

..Communion, Vanilla Sky, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Just Like Heaven, The Matrix, Star Wars Saga, The Fallen, What the *%&* Do We Know?, Hook, Oceans 11... so many more...

Television:

Is a mindless waste of precious time.

Books:

Someday I will actually sit here and spend six hours typing out all of my favorite books. But not today.

Heroes:

CDM, Anton LaVey, Benjamin Franklin, Leanardo Da Vinci, Milton Erickson, Richard Bandler, John Grinder, John the Baptist, Batman, Archamedes, Plato, Socrates, Mick Foley...

My Blog

Cycle of Life

"You get hungry.  You eat.  You feel satisfied.  You get hungry again."                        ...
Posted by Devilmaycare on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 02:37:00 PST

Dear Costomer

Dear Customer, If you are too busy to talk on the phone for 5 minutes, do not pick up the phone you jackass.  This isn't rocket science.  If you have a baby in one hand, a crack pipe in the ...
Posted by Devilmaycare on Sat, 12 May 2007 09:47:00 PST

The Importance of Gaols, The Lucifer Principle, Cho, and The Slight Edge

I know everybody missed me... but I've been busy of late.  Cope.I lost count of the number of books I've read since I last posted, but a couple really made me think.. so I'm going to share some o...
Posted by Devilmaycare on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 12:27:00 PST

Tied for Second in Tool Pool!

OK, the second round is over and I am tied for second in the 91x Tool Pool with 490 points, still 30 points behind the leader.  There are 8 games in the third round, and each game is worth 40 po...
Posted by Devilmaycare on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 05:03:00 PST

Why I Give a Fuck About Basketball

I am currently entered in a "Tool Pool" contest run by 91x (radio station) to win front row Tool tickets.  Basicly I have to pick the winners of the NCAA basketball tournements to win.  Now...
Posted by Devilmaycare on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 01:27:00 PST

This Week

OK, it's been over a week since I posted a blog, so here I go.  Buckle up kiddies... First, the chode who wrote Gina an email about how "creepy" I am... Basicly, this ass hat really liked Gina.&n...
Posted by Devilmaycare on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 03:52:00 PST

Attention Whore and Religion

I spent like four hours yesterday working on overcoming different objections for work.  I also added some embedded commands into my pitch.  I'm excited to see the results. Last night the roo...
Posted by Devilmaycare on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 12:31:00 PST

3rd Times a Charm

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Posted by Devilmaycare on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 07:18:00 PST

Fucked Up Day

Yesterday sucked.  Talk about a long, annoying, fucked up day! So, for your reading pleasure, Im going to give all of you a run down of what happened.  Should be good for a laugh or two. 6:3...
Posted by Devilmaycare on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 12:45:00 PST

Post V-Day ramblings

Alright bitches... I feel like writing.  In fact, I think I'm going to make it a regular habit to blog here.  So if your looking for cheap entertainment, intelligent thinking, bad spelling, ...
Posted by Devilmaycare on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 09:34:00 PST