Wardy

Usually drunk. Often very drunk. Sometimes passed-out drunk.
I have a feeling this might end up as a rant. Forgive me if you are looking for something else:
Describing one's self is difficult for everyone, I think. I find it particularly tricky as I have never defined myself by my job, the way I dress, the music I listen to or the places I go. Frankly, I maintain that anyone who believes that they can be accurately portrayed in a couple of paragraphs lacks substance. Please save me from another 'I like going out with my friends' profile. 'I like sitting at home watching bestiality porn while oiling my M16' is at least more interesting. (I probably won't add you though.)
In addition, my MySpace policy is not to add anyone that I haven't known/met in person. Given that, I would hope that anyone here could get a much better idea of who I am than I could possibly provide with this lump of text. That said, this country is littered with people who I have only met while drunk, and probably think I am an idiot. I won't loose any sleep over that, I'm sure that I will do something idiotic again quite soon. The world will keep on spinning, and it will be something to laugh about when I am 102.
The best bet when reading a MySpace profile is to look between the lines. For example, (hopefully) everything I have written in this page is grammatically accurate, and there isn't a 'lol' to be seen. Except for that one. Anyone who is organised enough to have a 'MySpace policy' should be watched carefully, preferably from a distance. A person who is comfortable putting entire phrases in brackets doesn't think in straight lines. Finally, the self-referential nature in the preceding paragraph (weakly), this paragraph (strongly) and this sentence (skirting dangerously close to paradoxically), is a sign of an introspective mind. Mother should have warned you about introspection, it surely leads to madness.
Anyway, draw your own conclusions. I'm going to have another Jack and Coke and letch at the fit bird in the corner. (Laughing to myself a bit as you've read through all of this rubbish.)