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Jay

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About Me


Samuel Connor Markovic - born March 1st @ 2201

I have Tourettes Syndrome . It's something I've learned to live with and accept. If you can't, oh well. Because of this, I can be extremely shy and quiet, and seem unapproachable. My way of dealing with this is humor/sarcasm. I've been told there are quite a few people out there with Tourettes. I've met two of them... If you have Tourettes, or know someone who does, I'd love to chat with you.

I love being outdoors, and spending my free time camping or at the lake. I've taken quite a liking to Lake Havasu and Utah. My gear stays packed in the back of my truck, just in case. I love hiking and sitting around the fire all day. Yup, I'm kind of a fire bug.

WARNING: I can be a complete dork at times. As a matter of fact, I excel at it. I have a somewhat twisted sense of humor and can laugh at just about anything or anyone (including myself) as long is there is no harm done. I've always believed that if you can't laugh at yourself, you have absolutely no right laughing at others. Actually, I really have no choice, I'm kind of a klutz. Even still, there are some EXTREMELY dumb people out there who deserve ridicule, and I provide it!! Believe me, I've met my share of them out here. The saying "I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you", does not apply to me. If you're an idiot, then I AM LAUGHING AT YOU!! Suck it up and pull your head out...

CASUAL... enuf said. I love jeans, boots and flannel shirts. I DO NOT dress up. If I've got my shirt tucked in and I'm wearing underwear, I'M DRESSED UP!! If you're looking for GQ, trust me, you won't find it here...

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ABOUT ME

Name: Jay
Birthday: 2/10/1970
Birthplace: Milwaukee
Current Location: Las Vegas
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Shaved
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Serbian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Justins
Your Weakness: Brunettes
Your Fears: Asian drivers. They're freakin' everywhere!!
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese, sausage, onion and jalapeno
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Skydiving lessons
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LMAO
Thoughts First Waking Up: If I had a diaper on, I wouldn't have to get out of bed at all
Your Best Physical Feature: My liver. I'll be damned if it ain't still workin'! Hell no you can't have it!! 20 bucks huh? Well...
Your Bedtime: After midnite most of the time...
Your Most Missed Memory: Hangin' out with friends in the Falls
Pepsi or Coke: A&W
McDonalds or Burger King: Neither really. Both of them kinda make me sick
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Brewed
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Every now and then
Do you Swear: A lot more than I smoke :)
Do you Sing: Only when trying to annoy someone
Do you Shower Daily: Sometimes twice a day. I can be a VERY dirty boy ;)
Have you Been in Love: Oh yeah
Do you want to go to College: Just started my Masters
Do you want to get Married: Anything's possible
Do you believe in yourself: Somebody has to!!
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive:
Are you a Health Freak: Nah, just kind of freaky
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: T-storms are a HUGE turn-on!!
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: What about the past hour??
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Does NyQuil count? Yup.
In the past month have you been Sick: Not since I stopped eating paint chips. Thank you Discovery Health Channel :)
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope, VERY shy...
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Damn near
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Never met her. Is she nice??
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: Wouldn't I need a GF for that to happen??
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, but Lake Havasu ain't sounding bad :P
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: I'm from Wisconsin... it's a prereq for college there :)
Ever been called a Tease: Yup, and an asshole!!
Ever been Beaten up: Definitely. That was one tough bitch!! When did they start teaching Karate to Girl Scouts?? All I wanted was my damn box of cookies!!
Ever Shoplifted: Yes -> See 'Number of CDs I own' below
How do you want to Die: Screaming and clutching on to everything within reach with a cute brunette straddling me, holding a pillow over my face!! A boy can dream, can't he?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Hopefully still alive
What country would you most like to Visit: None of them. I'm happy here in the good ol' U.S. of A.
Number of Drugs I have taken: One
Number of CDs I own: 200+
Number of Piercings: Left ear lobe
Number of Tattoos: Eight, and more to come
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None. They've all been learning experiences.

Favorite Quote: "Never Make Someone A Priority When They Only Make You An Option"

IN A WOMAN...
Favourite Eye Color: As long as there are two
Favorite Hair Color: Brunette/Redhead
Short or Long Hair: No preference
Height: No preference
Weight: There are more important things
Best Clothing Style: Boots/Jeans/Flannel... casual, I guess

My Blog

Wake-up Call

Howdy everyone.  I got some really interesting articles from school regarding healthcare and financial issues in the U.S. that really caught my attention.  I'm considering building a we...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 05:05:00 GMT

Stupidity

Ever Wondered about you're stupidity??18 or lower means you're not stupid...*19 or higher means you are...in desperate need of mental help.[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking[X]...
Posted by on Fri, 25 May 2007 07:13:00 GMT

Terrible Twos

Two names you go by: -Hey you and Asshole Two things you are wearing right now:-Headphones and a smile Two things you want in a relationship:-Honesty and trust Two of your favorite things to do:-Pick...
Posted by on Tue, 15 May 2007 05:22:00 GMT